{"id":1612,"date":"2018-05-02T17:54:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-02T17:54:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:33:32","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:33:32","slug":"email-del-2-de-mayo-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/05\/02\/email-del-2-de-mayo-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 2 de mayo 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-ZGgGijG8UEs\/Wun6ppVlyaI\/AAAAAAAAYjc\/s9EIxrHTOkonsF06qGeD3qxSDe61scndQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/the-madhouse-1735.jpg%2521PinterestSmall.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"173\" data-original-width=\"210\" height=\"329\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/the-madhouse-1735.jpg2521PinterestSmall.jpg?resize=400%2C329&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1613\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">William Hogarth. <i>The Madhouse<\/i> (1735)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Esta ma\u00f1ana he dedicado un par de horas a releer y corregir un relato que escrib\u00ed hace 25 a\u00f1os y que se titula <i>\u00abInfancia, vocaci\u00f3n, danza ritual y primeras experiencias de un viejo calcet\u00edn agujereado y sumido en un momento de degradaci\u00f3n bioqu\u00edmica parcialmente indeterminada\u00bb<\/i>. Mi primera impresi\u00f3n al acabar el cuento ha sido la de pegar fuego a la finca para estar completamente seguro de que el texto arder\u00eda hasta su total consumici\u00f3n, pero al pensarlo fr\u00edamente he llegado a la conclusi\u00f3n de que es perfecto para la clase de imb\u00e9ciles que puebla este pa\u00eds. Ma\u00f1ana lo enviar\u00e9 a mi editor para que decida si tiene verdadero potencial comercial y, si es as\u00ed, para que lo publique. Me gustar\u00eda mucho que los posibles lectores acabaran estabilizados al leerlo. La chusma desestabilizada solo puede aspirar a estabilizarse, aunque es verdaderamente dif\u00edcil que eso suceda. Para algunos, como el experto en estulticia binaria monocorde Aitor Beitialarrangoitia Agirregomezkorta, que eso sucediera no ser\u00eda m\u00e1s que un aut\u00e9ntico milagro, comparable a la multiplicaci\u00f3n de los peces y los panes, aunque si la estabilizaci\u00f3n se intenta con fe, cari\u00f1o, dinero y autodominio es posible mantener la desestabilizaci\u00f3n m\u00e1s controlada. Incluso conozco a un tipo que trabaj\u00f3 en un restaurante de esos que se anuncian como de la Nueva cocina, que es capaz de esferificar cualquier desestabilizaci\u00f3n e incluso acaramerarla o nitrogenarla. Particularmente, no recomiendo intentar demasiadas guarradas con las desestabilizaciones aunque s\u00ed con las estabilizaciones, ya que al ser m\u00e1s constantes, soportan mejor cualquier tipo de manoseo descontrolado. Y si a mitad del toqueteo pasamos una bayeta mojada por el epifragma -que impide que el resto de desestabilizaciones acaben por desestabilizar lo poco estabilizado que pueda quedar-, entonces mejor que mejor. Y si queremos rematar el desquicio, podemos insertar un perlizador en uno de los extremos de cualquier desestabilizaci\u00f3n para que atomice los conductos expelidos de cada uno de los diminutos proyectos de posesi\u00f3n estabilizadora vinculada.<\/p>\n<p>Greg \u00abMojarrito\u00bb L\u00f3pez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>William Hogarth. The Madhouse (1735) Hola: Esta ma\u00f1ana he dedicado un par de horas a releer y corregir un relato que escrib\u00ed hace 25 a\u00f1os y que se titula \u00abInfancia, vocaci\u00f3n, danza ritual y primeras experiencias de un viejo calcet\u00edn agujereado y sumido en un momento de degradaci\u00f3n bioqu\u00edmica parcialmente indeterminada\u00bb. Mi primera impresi\u00f3n al [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1613,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/the-madhouse-1735.jpg2521PinterestSmall.jpg?fit=210%2C173&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}