{"id":1656,"date":"2018-02-18T16:18:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-18T16:18:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:33:46","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:33:46","slug":"email-del-18-de-febrero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/02\/18\/email-del-18-de-febrero\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 18 de febrero 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qYgIpemHkKU\/WomnBSZGbWI\/AAAAAAAAVzQ\/89bYXjVD9AELZJdO57qmHTam25zDXga2wCLcBGAs\/s1600\/charles-hossein-zenderoudi-first-name.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"363\" data-original-width=\"570\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/charles-hossein-zenderoudi-first-name.jpg?resize=400%2C253&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1657\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Hossein Zenderoudi. <i>First name<\/i> (1977)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nMe llaman Descerraj\u00edn aunque mi verdadero nombre es Gregorio. Una de las cosas que m\u00e1s me gusta hacer en la vida es descerrajar. Si en lugar de descerrajar me dedicara a resquebrajar me llamar\u00edan Resquebraj\u00edn y no Descerraj\u00edn; eso resulta obvio. Pero si en lugar de descerrajar o resquebrajar decidiera cambiar mi mote a Cascamajar, me sentir\u00eda obligado a transmutar mi h\u00e1bito preponderante y ponerme a aplastar cosas u objetos, con o sin convicci\u00f3n. No voy a negar que chafar tiene un punto concupiscente, pero no creo que pueda llegar a ser comparable con descalandrajar, la costumbre que proporcion\u00f3 mote a mi padre, Gregorio L\u00f3pez senior, o Descalandraj\u00edn como le apodaban sus amigotes de juergas. Descalandraj\u00edn fue un tipo extra\u00f1o al que no le importaba nada que no fuera desgarrar ropa nunca desgarrada anteriormente. Si le entregabas un pantal\u00f3n de tergal o una camiseta de algod\u00f3n ya descalandrajada por otro descalandrajador su rostro se contra\u00eda de una manera que invitaba a salir disparado y ponerse a cubierto durante por lo menos un par de horas, que es el tiempo que necesitaba para volver a tranquilizarse y olvidar que alguien hab\u00eda pretendido que descalandrajara algo ya muy descalandrajado o, como m\u00ednimo, indesgarrable. Pero creo que me estoy perdiendo en un oc\u00e9ano de pret\u00e9ritos arrinconados. Mi objetivo textual es fomentar el uso de remoquetes, aunque supongo que no fomento todo lo bien que ser\u00eda deseable, pues s\u00e9 que este mont\u00f3n de renglones solo ser\u00e1 leido por m\u00ed, Gregorio Descerraj\u00edn, cuando intente corregir las faltas ortogr\u00e1ficas que pueda haber cometido. Por esa raz\u00f3n estoy pensando seriamente cambiar mi sobrenombre y convertirme a partir de un futuro pr\u00f3ximo, en Gregorio Fomentar\u00edn en lugar de Gregorio Descerraj\u00edn, hijo de Gregorio Descalandraj\u00edn senior.<\/p>\n<p>Que as\u00ed quede escrito.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hossein Zenderoudi. First name (1977) Me llaman Descerraj\u00edn aunque mi verdadero nombre es Gregorio. Una de las cosas que m\u00e1s me gusta hacer en la vida es descerrajar. Si en lugar de descerrajar me dedicara a resquebrajar me llamar\u00edan Resquebraj\u00edn y no Descerraj\u00edn; eso resulta obvio. Pero si en lugar de descerrajar o resquebrajar decidiera [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1657,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/charles-hossein-zenderoudi-first-name.jpg?fit=400%2C255&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}