{"id":1672,"date":"2018-02-01T06:15:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-01T06:15:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:33:49","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:33:49","slug":"email-del-1-de-febrero-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/02\/01\/email-del-1-de-febrero-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 1 de febrero 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-n-lOFBpDWgo\/WnIxu1CiENI\/AAAAAAAAVc8\/b0JdI17IyUokQ59yDv1PfIAocGHjn7PFwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/at-the-market-1895.jpg%2521HalfHD.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"800\" data-original-width=\"628\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/at-the-market-1895.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?resize=313%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1673\" width=\"313\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Felix Vallotton. <i>At the market<\/i> (1895)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Ma\u00f1ana ser\u00e1 viernes y supongo que como todos los viernes me dar\u00e9 una vuelta por el mercadito. Aunque lo que m\u00e1s me gustar\u00eda, sobre todo por llevar la contraria al orden correcto de las cosas y los acontecimientos, ser\u00eda que el mercadito me diera una vuelta a mi. Y de paso, me piropeara. Despu\u00e9s del pase\u00edto me dirigir\u00e9 a mi cafeter\u00eda preferida a tomarme un t\u00e9 verde y luego a una de las mejores teter\u00edas que hay en Benimaclet a beberme una Coca-cola. Pero no quer\u00eda contarte lo que har\u00e9 ma\u00f1ana porque no creo en el futuro y, por supuesto, much\u00edsimo menos en el pasado, aunque hace aproximadamente dos o tres horas me he arrancado el alma y la he arrojado con cierto placer sobre la mesa. All\u00ed debe seguir todav\u00eda, salvo que le hayan crecido patas. Y ya que he tocado el ma\u00f1ana y el ayer, voy a armarme de valor para demostrarte mi hoy. Y mi hoy es extra\u00f1o, y si no te lo crees sigue leyendo:<\/p>\n<p>\u00d1aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. \u00d1aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. \u00d1aaaa \u00d1aaaa \u00d1aaaa \u00d1aaaa. \u00d1aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa \u00d1aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa \u00d1aaaa \u00d1aaaa \u00d1aaaa \u00d1aaaa.<\/p>\n<p>Me apetec\u00eda \u00f1a\u00f1ear, \u00bfpasa algo? Es m\u00e1s, esos terribles y despiadados \u00f1a\u00f1eos son mi \u00fanico Aqu\u00ed y ahora. Podr\u00eda continuar con el presente y dirigirme a cualquier ventana, abrirla, sacar la cabeza y roznar. Roznar y roznar hasta quedarme af\u00f3nico. Pero tengo miedo de que algunas, o quiz\u00e1 todas las pretendidas personas que caminan por la calle con aire tan distinguido suban a mi casa crey\u00e9ndose parte de mi recua. Por esa raz\u00f3n \u00f1a\u00f1eo. Y dicen los que saben algo sobre el arte de \u00f1a\u00f1ear que soy un maestro. Aunque tambi\u00e9n soy capaz de recalentarme progresivamente. Y ya que estoy con mis \u00absoy\u00bb, seguir\u00e9 con la letan\u00eda: soy proaborto, proeutanasia, proindependentista, prorrevolucionario, proateo, progimnasia abdominal hipopresiva y varios muchos otros \u00abPro\u00bb. Seg\u00fan las normas con que nos alimenta esta sociedad involucionista, debo ser un tipo peligroso al que hay que controlar, amedrentar y amaestrar. Podr\u00eda llegar a dar la patita o incluso dejar que me acaricien detr\u00e1s de las orejas, pero no creo que llegue el d\u00eda en que me deje encerrar en las perreras sociales.<\/p>\n<p>Y para finalizar de una manera apote\u00f3sica este email voy a hacer un cunnilingus a un peluche que representa a Burbuja, la m\u00e1s inocente de las Supernenas. Y espero acertar porque hace un par de semanas con las prisas y sin las gafas se lo hice al peluche de Doraemon. No te puedes imaginar c\u00f3mo me sent\u00ed despu\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Felix Vallotton. At the market (1895) Amiga: Ma\u00f1ana ser\u00e1 viernes y supongo que como todos los viernes me dar\u00e9 una vuelta por el mercadito. Aunque lo que m\u00e1s me gustar\u00eda, sobre todo por llevar la contraria al orden correcto de las cosas y los acontecimientos, ser\u00eda que el mercadito me diera una vuelta a mi. 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