{"id":1680,"date":"2018-01-28T14:24:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-28T14:24:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:33:51","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:33:51","slug":"email-del-28-de-enero-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/01\/28\/email-del-28-de-enero-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de enero 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-b0Q1dbXS2lg\/Wm3cqB-VgYI\/AAAAAAAAVVM\/1WGp9nY3qE4jiR99WtmMq9Q8et7uu-0OwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/the-suicide.jpg%2521HalfHD.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"800\" data-original-width=\"1016\" height=\"313\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-suicide.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?resize=400%2C313&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1681\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Edouard Manet. <i>The suicide<\/i> (1880)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Ser\u00eda una simpleza pensar que mi pr\u00f3ximo proyecto de suicidio no va a ser el definitivo. S\u00ed, ya s\u00e9 que lo he intentado en 146 ocasiones y que la vez que m\u00e1s cerca estuve de la extinci\u00f3n total de la vida fue cuando me dobl\u00e9 una u\u00f1a, pero esta vez tengo depositadas un mont\u00f3n de esperanzas en el m\u00e9todo elegido y por eso me encuentro tan excitado. No te voy a decir la forma en que voy a poner fin a todo por si te vas de la lengua y alguien lo copia y lo lleva a cabo antes que yo, pero te aseguro que hablar\u00e1n de m\u00ed y de mi auto eutanasia hasta en Murcia o Ciudad del Vaticano. Mi \u00faltimo intento fue un enorme fracaso, lo admito, pero no lograr\u00edas hacerte una idea de lo dif\u00edcil que puede llegar a resultar&nbsp; intentar suicidarse lamiendo a un fiscal. As\u00ed que esta vez he decidido ir a por todas, pero sin saltarme demasiado eso que, algunos que las cumplen, llaman leyes.<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Ma\u00f1ana te enviar\u00e9 v\u00eda correo electr\u00f3nico un completo listado de mis pertenencias y mis \u00faltimas voluntades. Puedes hacer con el email lo que te parezca, no as\u00ed con mis pertenencias y voluntades. Las pertenencias deben ser limpiadas perfectamente con <i>TotalCare<\/i> y devueltas a mi hermano Sergio, mi \u00fanico heredero y uno de los tipos mas vagos que existen, el cual agradecer\u00e1 enormemente el saneamiento e higienizaci\u00f3n. En cuanto a mis \u00faltimas voluntades quiero que hagas todo lo posible para que sean cumplidas al pie de la letra. Si no puedes cumplirlas al pie de la letra me bastar\u00e1 con que las cumplas de la misma manera que un <i>SS-Untersturmf\u00fchrer<\/i> obedecer\u00eda a un <i>SS-Oberstgruppenf\u00fchrer<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Este texto, sin tilde en la \u00abe\u00bb del pronombre demostrativo (a m\u00ed no me digas nada, habla con la RAE), se autodestruir\u00e1 en 400 a\u00f1os, y no por una mini bomba estilo <i>Mision: Imposible<\/i>, sino debido al inexorable paso del tiempo.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edouard Manet. The suicide (1880) Amiga: Ser\u00eda una simpleza pensar que mi pr\u00f3ximo proyecto de suicidio no va a ser el definitivo. S\u00ed, ya s\u00e9 que lo he intentado en 146 ocasiones y que la vez que m\u00e1s cerca estuve de la extinci\u00f3n total de la vida fue cuando me dobl\u00e9 una u\u00f1a, pero esta 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