{"id":1696,"date":"2018-01-19T18:47:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-19T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:33:58","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:33:58","slug":"email-del-19-de-enero-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/01\/19\/email-del-19-de-enero-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 19 de enero 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-ssDVx4PWG7U\/WmI8utLtglI\/AAAAAAAAVDw\/5i1OxBe72g4F3aqGYxtpwM4DqOvtH-9_QCLcBGAs\/s1600\/suicide-at-dawn-1930.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"400\" data-original-width=\"322\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/suicide-at-dawn-1930.jpg?resize=321%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1697\" width=\"321\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Victor Brauner. <i>Suicide at dawn<\/i> (1930)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga m\u00eda:<\/p>\n<p>Esta ma\u00f1ana olvid\u00e9 las gafas encima del balaf\u00f3n y sal\u00ed a la calle en plan <i>Mister Magoo<\/i>. Mi primer tropez\u00f3n fue con un ni\u00f1o de unos siete a\u00f1os al que estuve a punto de estrangular cuando me pis\u00f3 los botines <i>Dr. Martens<\/i>. Sin embargo su madre se port\u00f3 maravillosamente conmigo y solo me grit\u00f3 insultos elogiosos, como que yo era la cosa m\u00e1s asquerosa que hab\u00eda tropezado con ella en sus 34 a\u00f1os de existencia. La verdad es que el resto de mi incursi\u00f3n callejera fue todav\u00eda m\u00e1s penosa, pues en un momento dado me met\u00ed en una funeraria y ped\u00ed que me pusieran dos kilos de jud\u00edas. No te voy a contar lo que sucedi\u00f3 despu\u00e9s porque no quiero resultar un pla\u00f1idero tremendista. Solo te dir\u00e9 que el regreso a mi casa dur\u00f3 cerca de cuatro horas porque cuanto m\u00e1s cre\u00eda que me acercaba a mi calle, m\u00e1s me alejaba. Al final acab\u00e9 en un barrio sucio y peligroso repleto de tipos semejantes a los delincuentes que suele dibujar Iba\u00f1ez como antagonistas de <i>Mortadelo y Filem\u00f3n<\/i>. Supongo que si no acab\u00e9 tirado en una acequia con varias pu\u00f1aladas en el t\u00f3rax fue por pura suerte.<\/p>\n<p>Me pesa tanto la cabeza. Supongo que t\u00fa no tendr\u00e1s algunos arbotantes, \u00bfverdad? Te lo pregunto porque me siento tan recargado como una maldita b\u00f3veda de crucer\u00eda g\u00f3tica. Todo me resulta tan extra\u00f1o, tan penoso e incomprensible. Si tuviera valor me tragar\u00eda media docena de ranas punta de flecha. Sospecho que con la mala suerte que tengo acabar\u00eda en una farmacia de guardia suplicando por un par de sobres de <i>Almax<\/i>. \u00bfNo crees que los d\u00edas y las noches humanas son como un cenote repleto de huesos sacrificiales? A veces intento sonre\u00edr, pero la mayor parte de las veces me es imposible. Otras me carcajeo sin motivo aparente. \u00bfDeber\u00eda subir a la <i>Penyagolosa<\/i> y arrojarme al abismo? Pero si lo hago, \u00bfes mejor con el est\u00f3mago lleno o vac\u00edo? \u00bfCon gafas o sin ellas? \u00bfEs posible lanzarse cantando? Claro que tambi\u00e9n me queda la posibilidad de seguir aguantando toda la mierda. Al fin y al cabo, he aguantado tanta que creo que si me eximieran de tragar las dosis correspondientes me volver\u00eda mucho m\u00e1s neur\u00f3tico todav\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Hace un rato he preparado un discurso. En realidad quer\u00eda prepararme un s\u00e1ndwich pero no me quedaba pan de molde integral sin corteza. En dicha disertaci\u00f3n hago un llamamiento a los dioses primordiales o exteriores de <i>Lovecraft<\/i>, sobre todo a <i>Yog-Sothoth <\/i>y a <i>Nyarlathotep<\/i>, para que se presenten lo m\u00e1s rapido posible en cualquier parte del planeta y lo conviertan en burbujitas de colores.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Victor Brauner. Suicide at dawn (1930) Amiga m\u00eda: Esta ma\u00f1ana olvid\u00e9 las gafas encima del balaf\u00f3n y sal\u00ed a la calle en plan Mister Magoo. Mi primer tropez\u00f3n fue con un ni\u00f1o de unos siete a\u00f1os al que estuve a punto de estrangular cuando me pis\u00f3 los botines Dr. Martens. Sin embargo su madre se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1697,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/suicide-at-dawn-1930.jpg?fit=322%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1696\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}