{"id":1706,"date":"2018-01-14T07:51:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-14T07:51:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:01","slug":"email-del-14-de-enero-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/01\/14\/email-del-14-de-enero-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 14 de enero 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-UIZqVPIRa_g\/WlsLitxpM0I\/AAAAAAAAVBU\/jjVdwpFnOSku6UIyVymjb_32_4RQeT5YwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/birthday-boy.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"600\" data-original-width=\"786\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/birthday-boy.jpg?resize=400%2C305&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1707\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Eric Fischl. <i>Birthday boy<\/i> (1983)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Ayer por la tarde estuve en una fruter\u00eda paquistan\u00ed; en cierto momento, me acerqu\u00e9 a su dependiente y le asegur\u00e9 que ma\u00f1ana -es decir hoy- era mi cumplea\u00f1os, que cumpl\u00eda nada m\u00e1s y nada menos que 56 y que era lo suficientemente inteligente como para no celebrar nunca ning\u00fan jodido aniversario. Tambi\u00e9n le coment\u00e9 que la verdadera edad est\u00e1 en el interior de cada uno y que tener buenos amigos es lo m\u00e1s importante en esta jodida y alienada existencia. Cuando termin\u00e9 mi dram\u00e1tica ponencia, \u00e9l simplemente me contest\u00f3, eso s\u00ed, con mucha determinaci\u00f3n, \u00ab2 euros el kilo\u00bb, as\u00ed que le pagu\u00e9 por el kilo de nada y me largu\u00e9 a otro ultramarinos.<\/p>\n<p>Recuerdo el d\u00eda que cumpl\u00ed 18, pero tambi\u00e9n recuerdo la noche en que un mat\u00f3n tabernario me rob\u00f3 el mechero. Aunque no sirva para hacer avanzar el texto, te dir\u00e9 que era un mechero <i>Bic<\/i> de color siena p\u00e1lido que al mismo tiempo era mi talism\u00e1n. A partir de ese momento ya nunca tuve suerte. Y la prueba de ello es que ya tengo demasiados a\u00f1os, una gilipollofobia que va en aumento, y esa maldita <i>l\u00edtost<\/i> que me acompa\u00f1a con tes\u00f3n de ac\u00e9mila silvestre a todos los lugares.<\/p>\n<p>Espero que NO me felicites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Fischl. Birthday boy (1983) Querida: Ayer por la tarde estuve en una fruter\u00eda paquistan\u00ed; en cierto momento, me acerqu\u00e9 a su dependiente y le asegur\u00e9 que ma\u00f1ana -es decir hoy- era mi cumplea\u00f1os, que cumpl\u00eda nada m\u00e1s y nada menos que 56 y que era lo suficientemente inteligente como para no celebrar nunca ning\u00fan 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