{"id":1708,"date":"2018-01-13T08:28:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-13T08:28:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:02","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:02","slug":"email-del-13-de-enero-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/01\/13\/email-del-13-de-enero-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 13 de enero 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-UD_hJCErvEw\/WlnCmUxosOI\/AAAAAAAAU_Q\/_ipQa7lUfR0gkUkIuZ29P5YBq4ncF8pSgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/fables-1903-4.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"621\" data-original-width=\"964\" height=\"257\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/fables-1903-4.jpg?resize=400%2C257&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1709\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Raphael Kirchner. <i>Fables<\/i> (1903)&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Hay una historia vallisoletana que narra el encuentro entre un vallisoletano y una vallisoletana. El vallisoletano, que buscaba respuestas profundas a sus preguntas interiores, se acerc\u00f3 a la vallisoletana, que ten\u00eda fama de pitonisa profunda, y le pregunt\u00f3 cu\u00e1l era el camino verdadero para llegar a alguna parte. La vallisoletana se sent\u00f3 en el suelo de una forma reverencial, se ajust\u00f3 un pecho que se le hab\u00eda desajustado al sentarse de esa manera tan reverencial y se son\u00f3 las narices, tambi\u00e9n de una forma bastante reverencial. Mientras se guardaba el pa\u00f1uelo repleto de flemas profundas y reverenciales y se desajustaba el otro pecho, que para llevarle la contraria a su gemelo se hab\u00eda ajustado por su cuenta, solt\u00f3 una serie de frases tan profundas, arriesgadas, luminosas y sinceras que hicieron que la persiana de una ventana que hasta el momento hab\u00eda permanecido enrollada se desenrollase y se volviera a enrollar. El vallisoletano pens\u00f3 que eso era un mensaje o incluso una especie de milagro del m\u00e1s all\u00e1 y se march\u00f3 de la casa cargando felicidad, conocimiento y la persiana al hombro, por lo que la gur\u00fa vallisoletana no tuvo m\u00e1s remedio que denunciar al vallisoletano por hurto y falso bienestar y este acab\u00f3 entre rejas y siendo sodomizado a rega\u00f1adientes casi a diario.<\/p>\n<p>La esencia de esta peque\u00f1a par\u00e1bola vallisoletana nos recuerda que no se puede entrar en cualquier hogar para llevarse una persiana enrollable sin pedir permiso a sus propietarios. Ni siquiera una celos\u00eda. Espero que esta bonita f\u00e1bula te ense\u00f1e cu\u00e1l es el derecho primordial de las personas de bien y de qu\u00e9 manera se puede trastocar la propia existencia si uno se excede, se propasa o se extralimita por no coger el coche y hacer una visita a<i> Leroy Merlin<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Te quiere<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raphael Kirchner. Fables (1903)&nbsp; Querida: Hay una historia vallisoletana que narra el encuentro entre un vallisoletano y una vallisoletana. El vallisoletano, que buscaba respuestas profundas a sus preguntas interiores, se acerc\u00f3 a la vallisoletana, que ten\u00eda fama de pitonisa profunda, y le pregunt\u00f3 cu\u00e1l era el camino verdadero para llegar a alguna parte. La vallisoletana [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1709,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/fables-1903-4.jpg?fit=400%2C258&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}