{"id":1714,"date":"2018-01-09T08:42:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-09T08:42:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:03","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:03","slug":"email-del-9-de-enero-2018-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/01\/09\/email-del-9-de-enero-2018-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de enero 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-DYf7ePz6z84\/WlR_8smLGKI\/AAAAAAAAU3s\/k0TKlwzZGXAffzdM7gy1QLLhfH6URgcrgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/orphan-man-with-cap-and-walking-stick-1882.jpg%2521HalfHD.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"800\" data-original-width=\"408\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/orphan-man-with-cap-and-walking-stick-1882.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?resize=203%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1715\" width=\"203\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh. <i>Orphan man with cap and walking stick<\/i> (1882)&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>\nMis ejemplares de <i>Ambystoma<\/i>, <i>Neocaridina<\/i>, <i>Triturus<\/i>, <i>Cynops<\/i> y <i>Pleurodeles<\/i> se encuentran en perfecto estado, as\u00ed como el n\u00famero total de plantas que me acompa\u00f1an cada d\u00eda. El que no est\u00e1 bien soy yo. Bueno, estoy bien en exuberancia adversativa, pero no an\u00edmicamente. La culpa de mi abatimiento la tiene&#8230; \u00bfQui\u00e9n la tiene? Alguien se deber\u00eda comer el marr\u00f3n. A Dios ya le he echado la culpa en numerosas ocasiones, al igual que al g\u00e9nero humano utiliz\u00e1ndolo como una grandiosa y degenerativa generalidad. Creo que hasta llegu\u00e9 a culpar de mis infortunios a una funda de sof\u00e1 en cierta ocasi\u00f3n. \u00a1Necesito v\u00edctimas nuevas! O por lo menos alguien que, fascinado por mi modo tremendista de tomarme cualquier situaci\u00f3n, se ofrezca desinteresadamente para que descargue sobre su cuerpo y alma toda mi capacidad de s\u00edntesis negativista.<\/p>\n<p>Mi desayuno me mira. Pero no me contempla como una serie de alimentos que van a ser devorados de forma brutal y sin contemplaci\u00f3n, sino como una sucesi\u00f3n de manjares que van a ser saboreados hasta la delectaci\u00f3n y el \u00e9xtasis. Y eso me pone enfermo. Ni siquiera produzco miedo en los objetos que me rodean. Hasta hace unos pocos a\u00f1os la gente se santiguaba cuando me ve\u00edan paseando por la calle. Ahora se descojonan. \u00bfAlgo ha cambiado en mi manera de andar? Puede que el salero. S\u00ed, ahora que lo pienso debe ser la maldita donosura. Ya no piso con garbo. Puede que la culpa sea del relicario, no s\u00e9. Claro que caminar con donaire est\u00e1 totalmente re\u00f1ido con caminar renqueante o con tacat\u00e1. Pero es lo que tiene la edad.<\/p>\n<p>Estoy pensando seriamente en quitarme de en medio. Claro que tambi\u00e9n podr\u00eda quitarme de enmedio. Lo decidir\u00e9 cuando lo haga la RAE. De momento voy a levantarme y entonar algunas canciones espirituales con el objeto de que caiga un chaparr\u00f3n, pues estoy harag\u00e1n y hoy toca asperjar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent van Gogh. Orphan man with cap and walking stick (1882)&nbsp; Hola: Mis ejemplares de Ambystoma, Neocaridina, Triturus, Cynops y Pleurodeles se encuentran en perfecto estado, as\u00ed como el n\u00famero total de plantas que me acompa\u00f1an cada d\u00eda. El que no est\u00e1 bien soy yo. Bueno, estoy bien en exuberancia adversativa, pero no an\u00edmicamente. La [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1715,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/orphan-man-with-cap-and-walking-stick-1882.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?fit=204%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1714\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}