{"id":1716,"date":"2018-01-08T08:38:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-08T08:38:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:04","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:04","slug":"email-del-8-de-enero-2018-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/01\/08\/email-del-8-de-enero-2018-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 8 de enero 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-EPZAbPJ0hA0\/WlMtKOZHIrI\/AAAAAAAAU3Y\/FUixkpfCgmQfSU2WpSQF4GoQTzDo1bNpQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/the-shadow-1953.jpg%2521HalfHD.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"792\" data-original-width=\"579\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-shadow-1953.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?resize=291%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1717\" width=\"291\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pablo Picasso. <i>La sombra<\/i> (1953)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>\nAyer recib\u00ed un siniestro email de un tal Carrandango X que me ha dejado&#8230; Bueno, mejor te lo pego y luego te cuento mis inquietudes:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abSolo unas l\u00edneas para decirte que el agujero donde a veces me escond\u00eda cuando met\u00eda la pata ha desaparecido. La \u00faltima vez que lo us\u00e9 no not\u00e9 nada raro, por esa raz\u00f3n me siento abatido y descorazonado. Ignoro qu\u00e9 voy a hacer cuando en un futuro cercano vuelva a joderla delante de la gente. Podr\u00eda suplicarte para que me prestaras el tuyo, pero s\u00e9 que lo usas cont\u00ednuamente. Por esa raz\u00f3n voy a dejar la cortes\u00eda aparcada un instante y a EXIGIRTE que me lo regales. Lo necesito. Sin un lugar oscuro donde refugiarme no soy nada. Sin embargo, t\u00fa eres nada a todas horas, incluso cuando tu madre te dice que lo eres todo. Si te niegas a obedecer mis disposiciones no tendr\u00e9 otra opci\u00f3n que mandarte un carnicero para que fabrique embutidos con tus entra\u00f1as.\u00bb<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Desconozco qui\u00e9n se puede ocultar tras un nik como Carrandango X, pero la verdad es que no me importa. Dentro de un rato, en cuanto me haya afeitado y vestido pienso llevar mi agujero a un banco. All\u00ed, dentro de una caja de seguridad estar\u00e1 protegido y yo me sentir\u00e9 menos alarmado. Me tiemblan las piernas de pensar lo que suceder\u00eda si metiese la pata sin tenerlo a \u00e9l de resguardo emocional. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 existe gente como Carrandango X en el mundo? \u00bfC\u00f3mo y atendiendo a qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n buscan a sus futuras v\u00edctimas? \u00bfC\u00f3mo podr\u00edamos dejar de sentirnos tan vulnerables? Ignoro si existe alguna respuesta que anule cada una de mis preguntas, pero en estos instantes me gustar\u00eda tener unas manos amigas apretando con fuerza las m\u00edas. \u00a1Pero solo tengo la sombra de Carrandango X persigui\u00e9ndome a cualquier lugar donde ose dirigirme!<\/p>\n<p>Querida, voy a dejarte. Necesito poner en orden mis incertidumbres. Cuando haya puesto orden, si es que lo consigo, me dirigir\u00e9 al armario empotrado que hace de capilla e invocar\u00e9 a Santa Lucrecia de M\u00e9rida que en otras ocasiones me ha ayudado tanto. Luego, con paso firme y sereno, disimulando el terror interior y transformando mis rictus en movimientos gr\u00e1ciles y acompasados entrar\u00e9 por la puerta de Bankia, donde su director, Cosme Garc\u00eda, me ayudar\u00e1 a que esa maldita sombra X del averno no pueda robar lo que por m\u00e9ritos propios me pertenece.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pablo Picasso. La sombra (1953) Querida: Ayer recib\u00ed un siniestro email de un tal Carrandango X que me ha dejado&#8230; Bueno, mejor te lo pego y luego te cuento mis inquietudes: \u00abSolo unas l\u00edneas para decirte que el agujero donde a veces me escond\u00eda cuando met\u00eda la pata ha desaparecido. La \u00faltima vez que lo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1717,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/the-shadow-1953.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?fit=292%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}