{"id":1732,"date":"2017-12-31T11:40:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-31T11:40:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:11","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:11","slug":"email-del-31-de-diciembre-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2017\/12\/31\/email-del-31-de-diciembre-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 31 de diciembre 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-S5gx_mJg8NU\/WkjMcUzIyDI\/AAAAAAAAUso\/VW4P64sqg58CnDDRVVz1jm2v7cAKntkHgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/switzerland-birth-place-of-dada-1920.jpg%2521HalfHD.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"800\" data-original-width=\"689\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/switzerland-birth-place-of-dada-1920.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?resize=343%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1733\" width=\"343\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Max Ernst. <i>Switzerland, Birth-Place of Dada<\/i> (1920)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nApreciada amiga:<\/p>\n<p>\nAunque me separ\u00e9 del g\u00e9nero humano hace unos 55 a\u00f1os, todav\u00eda suelo mostrar algunos rasgos antropoides, sobre todo cuando paseo por las calles de mi barrio. Y es curioso, cuando camino como una persona normal y sensata, es decir, desorientado, melanc\u00f3lico y sin querer llamar demasiado la atenci\u00f3n, casi todo el mundo me mira, pero cuando voy dando saltos muy parecidos a los que intentar\u00eda un m\u00fasico heavy al que le han puesto una ara\u00f1a en el sobaco o cuando ando imitando a Jerry Lewis en el papel de mariscal Erik Kesselring en la maravillosa pero denostada <i>\u00ab\u00a1Donde est\u00e1 el frente?\u00bb<\/i> nadie repara en m\u00ed. Por esa raz\u00f3n estoy pensando seriamente en bajar a la calle completamente vestido, o por lo menos, con pantalones y calzoncillos.<\/p>\n<p>Ma\u00f1ana ser\u00e1 el primer d\u00eda del \u00faltimo a\u00f1o de mi vida, por lo menos eso es lo que augur\u00f3 la refugiada suiza Madame Jeaninne cuando me negu\u00e9 a pagar sus servicios de predicci\u00f3n. Si realmente muero el pr\u00f3ximo a\u00f1o, quiero que escribas un libro sobre m\u00ed. Si no quieres escribirlo puedes dictarlo, pero me gustar\u00eda que estuviera repleto de tr\u00e1palas y comadreos. Y sobre todo que comenzara con el siguiente p\u00e1rrafo:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abHace un mill\u00f3n de a\u00f1os que hace un mill\u00f3n de a\u00f1os. No podr\u00eda hacer un mill\u00f3n de a\u00f1os si solo hubieran pasado medio mill\u00f3n de a\u00f1os. Por lo tanto hace un mill\u00f3n de a\u00f1os que hace un mill\u00f3n de a\u00f1os. No, queridos, no os estoy vacilando, simplemente quiero que aprend\u00e1is a distinguir entre ciertas cantidades\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max Ernst. Switzerland, Birth-Place of Dada (1920) Apreciada amiga: Aunque me separ\u00e9 del g\u00e9nero humano hace unos 55 a\u00f1os, todav\u00eda suelo mostrar algunos rasgos antropoides, sobre todo cuando paseo por las calles de mi barrio. Y es curioso, cuando camino como una persona normal y sensata, es decir, desorientado, melanc\u00f3lico y sin querer llamar demasiado 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