{"id":1734,"date":"2017-12-30T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-30T12:28:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:12","slug":"email-del-30-de-diciembre-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2017\/12\/30\/email-del-30-de-diciembre-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 30 de diciembre 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-O602WSSQ4cU\/WkfIrZZP8FI\/AAAAAAAAUsY\/_8gW4E4O8hUArek2BStD0H5uaovAuQtrACLcBGAs\/s1600\/dancing-bar-in-baden-baden-1923.jpg%2521HalfHD.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"800\" data-original-width=\"502\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/dancing-bar-in-baden-baden-1923.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?resize=250%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1735\" width=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Max Beckmann. <i>Dancing bar in Baden-Baden <\/i>(1923)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>\nLa gente vulgar y solcialmente prostituida suele despedir el a\u00f1o tragando uvas. Yo lo hago tragando hidrato de cloral en 12 sorbitos, pero sin seguir el isocron\u00e9tico ritmo de las jodidas campanadas. Entonces te preguntar\u00e1s por qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n me sedo con 12 sorbitos y no 14, 16 \u00f3 18. Podr\u00eda responderte en un periquete si no estuviera anonadado ante la \u00ednfima calidad de la pregunta, m\u00e1s propia de un ejemplar de <i>Equus africanus asinus<\/i> al que le han practicado una lobotom\u00eda con un tenedor para entrantes, que de un <i>Homo sapiens<\/i> del g\u00e9nero femenino, con tres carreras universitarias y cuatro vibradores multirr\u00edtmicos, dos de ellos dobles.<\/p>\n<p>Celebrar el fin del a\u00f1o se me antoja tan in\u00fatil como introducirse -uno mismo- una cobra india por la bragueta. O como introducir 3\/4 partes de la Nada en una peque\u00f1a fracci\u00f3n del Todo. O como introducir algo anteriormente introducido y decir a todo el mundo que ese algo nunca hab\u00eda estado plenamente introducido, o por lo menos, debidamente introducido. Por cierto, \u00bfexiste el verbo \u00abextroducir\u00bb? Yo suelo festejar los d\u00edas en que no me ha sucedido nada malo (que son pocos) o los que le ha sucedido algo malo a cualquiera de mis ex (que son muchas), a mis vecinos o al director de mi banco, pero nunca celebrar\u00eda algo que no tiene sentido. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no se celebra el d\u00eda que uno se contagia de herpes genital? Lo veo m\u00e1s l\u00f3gico. \u00bfO el d\u00eda en que se revienta una almorrana?<\/p>\n<p>Hace algunos a\u00f1os, un amigo m\u00edo se dej\u00f3 llevar por sus impulsos err\u00e1ticos y se quem\u00f3 a lo bonzo en Nochevieja. Por lo menos eso crey\u00f3 \u00e9l, pues se equivoc\u00f3 de fecha y se inmol\u00f3 un d\u00eda antes. Mientras el negro y gemebundo manto de la muerte lo envolv\u00eda en el pabell\u00f3n de requemados del hospital, se le escuch\u00f3 gritar \u00abmierdaaaaaaaaa\u00bb. Te cuento esto para que me ayudes a llegar a una conclusi\u00f3n. Si no puedes ayudarme a llegar a una conclusi\u00f3n, me bastar\u00e1 con que me ayudes a llegar al orgasmo.<\/p>\n<p>Te quiere<\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max Beckmann. Dancing bar in Baden-Baden (1923) Querida: La gente vulgar y solcialmente prostituida suele despedir el a\u00f1o tragando uvas. Yo lo hago tragando hidrato de cloral en 12 sorbitos, pero sin seguir el isocron\u00e9tico ritmo de las jodidas campanadas. Entonces te preguntar\u00e1s por qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n me sedo con 12 sorbitos y no 14, 16 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1735,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/dancing-bar-in-baden-baden-1923.jpg2521HalfHD.jpg?fit=251%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}