{"id":1760,"date":"2017-12-10T08:47:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-10T08:47:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:18","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:18","slug":"email-del-10-de-diciembre-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2017\/12\/10\/email-del-10-de-diciembre-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 10 de diciembre 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-d1BEsWnm59E\/Wizy9gfrhjI\/AAAAAAAAUOE\/CAWc6bcC88sweBLKduGFKUUDoMgIO1KmQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/god-creates-man.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"650\" data-original-width=\"498\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/god-creates-man.jpg?resize=306%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1761\" width=\"306\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Marc Chagall. <i>God creates man<\/i> (1931)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nEstoy escribiendo un relato corto titulado<i> \u00abAmarteraci\u00f3n, queratoacantoma, somatolog\u00eda y panecillos topochos\u00bb<\/i> que trata sobre los misterios y las evidencias morales o intuitivas de las masas no fermentadas hojaldradas y que est\u00e1 repleto de poder, lujuria, venganza, mentiras y pasiones desenfrenadas. De momento es tan corto que ni siquiera se podr\u00eda calificar como narraci\u00f3n breve, ya que solo he escrito una palabra compuesta de tres vocales y dos consonantes. No voy a desvelar de qu\u00e9 palabra se trata para evitar plagios, pero puedo adelantar sin duda alguna que este cuento ser\u00e1 considerado mi obra maestra absoluta. Nunca, en la historia de la literatura universal, nadie se atrevi\u00f3 a escribir un relato cuyo t\u00edtulo es m\u00e1s largo que la propia narraci\u00f3n, y lo que es m\u00e1s importante, que con s\u00f3lo un vocablo consigue reflejar la complejidad de los sentimientos, de la \u00e9poca y de unos personajes desesperados y al borde del colapso f\u00edsico, emocional e intelectual.<\/p>\n<p>Tego varios conocidos provenientes del mundillo erudito que amablemente se han ofrecido a prologar el texto, pero hasta ahora los he rechazado a todos porque sus rostros son desagradablemente asim\u00e9tricos. No me interesa la gente fea o antiest\u00e9tica, aunque conservo amistades a las que ser\u00eda verdaderamente dif\u00edcil distinguir de un salmorejo poco majado. Si todav\u00eda no las he borrado de mi extens\u00edsimo c\u00edrculo de amistades es porque mi mam\u00e1 no quiere. Y yo detesto encrespar a mi progenitora, mentora y consejera al mismo tiempo. Me encanta cuando me grita \u00ab\u00a1Eh, t\u00fa, catec\u00fameno babieco, ven aqu\u00ed ahora mismo!\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Pero creo que me estoy alejando del punto inicial de mi disquisici\u00f3n, que no es otro que la exaltaci\u00f3n de mis valores, de mi ingenio y de mi grandeza existencial. Lamentablemente, no puedo continuar en estos momentos, pues un fuerte ataque del s\u00edndrome diarreico agudo que padezco desde hace d\u00e9cadas me obliga a dirigirme con paso veloz al escusado. Volver\u00e9 pronto. Supongo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marc Chagall. God creates man (1931) Estoy escribiendo un relato corto titulado \u00abAmarteraci\u00f3n, queratoacantoma, somatolog\u00eda y panecillos topochos\u00bb que trata sobre los misterios y las evidencias morales o intuitivas de las masas no fermentadas hojaldradas y que est\u00e1 repleto de poder, lujuria, venganza, mentiras y pasiones desenfrenadas. De momento es tan corto que ni siquiera [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1761,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/god-creates-man.jpg?fit=306%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}