{"id":1800,"date":"2017-09-25T06:52:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-25T06:52:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:30","slug":"email-del-25-de-septiembre-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2017\/09\/25\/email-del-25-de-septiembre-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 25 de septiembre 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-ewRejzVw978\/WcindmFIx7I\/AAAAAAAARng\/eQ9NJwm1_3EjSMJSDlYTyrwoODX2mlwPgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/avond-evening-the-red-tree-1910.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"874\" data-original-width=\"1227\" height=\"283\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/avond-evening-the-red-tree-1910.jpg?resize=400%2C283&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1801\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Piet Mondrian. <i>Avond (Evening): The red tree<\/i> (1909)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nCog\u00ed cut\u00edculas de semillas del \u00e1rbol del sicomoro y las mezcl\u00e9 con colorante amarillo anaranjado E-110 y algunos excipientes. Agit\u00e9 la mezcla, me dirig\u00ed con aire satisfecho a la cocina y me prepar\u00e9 un vasito de sake Tokutei meishoshu. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 cog\u00ed cut\u00edculas de semillas del \u00e1rbol del sicomoro y las mezcl\u00e9 con colorante amarillo anaranjado E-110 y algunos excipientes? Lo ignoro. S\u00e9 que cuando fui a la cocina y me prepar\u00e9 un vaso de sake Tokutei meishoshu lo hice porque algo dentro de m\u00ed quer\u00eda que lo hiciese. Pero no puedo decir lo mismo de la acci\u00f3n anterior. A veces hago cosas sin motivo aparente. No soy farmac\u00e9utico ni investigo sobre alteraciones intestinales. S\u00f3lo soy un jodido vividor que ha optado por no vivir demasiado o, por lo menos, vivir sin que parezca que vivo. Llegados a este punto sigo sin comprender la raz\u00f3n que me llev\u00f3 a coger cut\u00edculas de semillas del \u00e1rbol del sicomoro y mezclarlas con colorante amarillo anaranjado E-110 y algunos excipientes. \u00a1Y encima a agitar la mezcla! Toda la gente que me conoce (y conocerme es amarme) sabe que si hay algo que odio en este mundo es agitar mezclas extra\u00f1as. Puedo llegar a perturbar o violentar auras, almas o incluso h\u00e1litos, siempre despu\u00e9s de uno o dos vasos de sake Tokutei meishoshu, pero nunca nunca-y repito el adverbio temporal- ser\u00eda capaz de agitar mejunjes, potingues o p\u00f3cimas. Ni siquiera brebajes o bebistrajos.<\/p>\n<p>Me encanta el sake. S\u00e9 que despu\u00e9s de varios vasitos repletos hasta el borde mi interior se asoma al exterior y se manifiesta. Cuando eso sucede, mi exterior se enfada y en venganza se recluye hacia el interior, organizando un desmadre del que s\u00f3lo me recupero acost\u00e1ndome con una psic\u00f3loga o deslustrando el brillo que procede de los relumbrones. O haciendo estupideces extra\u00f1as, como coger cut\u00edculas de semillas del \u00e1rbol del sicomoro y mezclarlas con colorante amarillo anaranjado E-110 y algunos excipientes. Por cierto, me gustar\u00eda tanto saber qu\u00e9 son los excipientes y para qu\u00e9 cojones pueden servir. \u00bfPodr\u00eda tatuarme en el hombro un excipiente? \u00bfSer\u00eda capaz de excitar a un excipiente si me contoneo concupiscentemente? \u00bfY si lo agarro agresivamente? \u00bfO bondadosamente? \u00bfO cadenciosamente? \u00bfY si le insulto indirectamente? \u00a1Me gustar\u00eda tanto cruzar esa l\u00ednea sin retorno! Claro que tambi\u00e9n me gustar\u00eda ba\u00f1arme desnudo sin agua. O ba\u00f1arme vestido con agua. O no ba\u00f1arme, pero entonces la gente en la que conf\u00edo me llamar\u00eda marrano o guarro.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfEs que nadie va a ayudarme?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Piet Mondrian. Avond (Evening): The red tree (1909) Cog\u00ed cut\u00edculas de semillas del \u00e1rbol del sicomoro y las mezcl\u00e9 con colorante amarillo anaranjado E-110 y algunos excipientes. 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