{"id":1858,"date":"2016-04-03T06:20:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-03T06:20:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:53","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:53","slug":"email-del-3-de-abril-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2016\/04\/03\/email-del-3-de-abril-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de abril 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-OQ0AXP207Qs\/VwNb06xFsUI\/AAAAAAAAIgw\/ZDrffq5oSAoKhjxlX__oL5EwHmwo_YE8A\/s1600\/cuadro-rajoy3.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/cuadro-rajoy3.jpg?resize=306%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1859\" width=\"306\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Mariano Rajoy. <i>Autor desconocido<\/i> (2015)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nUna de las mejores formas de averiguar si eres lo suficientemente idiota como para poder unirte al resto de imb\u00e9ciles que despreocupadamente pululan por todos los lugares del puto mundo, es ponerte al lado de uno de ellos, a ser posible del de m\u00e1s edad, e intentar mantener una conversaci\u00f3n racional. Si el resultado de la charla es totalmente positivo o est\u00e1s convencido de que la experiencia ha merecido la pena, entonces, y aunque un par de horas despu\u00e9s te cueste digerirlo: ya eres uno de ellos. Y si eres uno de ellos, no puedes acercarte a m\u00ed. Porque si te acercas acabar\u00e1s en un h\u00famedo hoyo. T\u00fa eres idiota, yo soy un asesino. Un asesino de idiotas. Un asesino inteligente que nunca deja pistas. Un criminal homicida sin escr\u00fapulos que s\u00f3lo busca el placer. Y mi mayor placer es desmembrar a est\u00fapidos e in\u00fatiles y fabricar art\u00edculos de marroquiner\u00eda con sus pieles y huesos. Deber\u00edas ver los bolsitos y las billeteras que guardo en los anaqueles de un almac\u00e9n que tengo arrendado. Los exporto a 27 pa\u00edses y nunca he tenido ning\u00fan problema con la justicia o las aduanas. A decir verdad, soy un tipo tranquilo que no se mete con nadie. Sois vosotros, malditos est\u00fapidos, los que os incrust\u00e1is en mi vida, los que retorc\u00e9is mis circunstancias y los que, de alguna forma, defin\u00eds mi trayectoria. Deber\u00eda amaros por dar un sentido a mi vida, pero no soy capaz de estimar, de dar o de tomar, de besar, acariciar; s\u00f3lo puedo odiar, anular, maltratar y descuartizar. Y debo hacerlo muy bien, pues tengo un mont\u00f3n de premios que lo atestiguan. Puedes pasar por mi casa y te los mostrar\u00e9 con verdadero placer. \u00a1Pero s\u00f3lo si has superado un test de inteligencia!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mariano Rajoy. Autor desconocido (2015) Una de las mejores formas de averiguar si eres lo suficientemente idiota como para poder unirte al resto de imb\u00e9ciles que despreocupadamente pululan por todos los lugares del puto mundo, es ponerte al lado de uno de ellos, a ser posible del de m\u00e1s edad, e intentar mantener una conversaci\u00f3n 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