{"id":1870,"date":"2016-03-05T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-05T10:17:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:34:56","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:34:56","slug":"email-del-5-de-marzo-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2016\/03\/05\/email-del-5-de-marzo-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de marzo 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-bIRHntP7ff0\/VtwDNP64yGI\/AAAAAAAAIfE\/3Itg42oxrXI\/s1600\/spanish-woman-1910.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/spanish-woman-1910.jpg?resize=318%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1871\" width=\"318\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pyotr Konchalovsky. <i>Spanish woman<\/i> (1910)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>\nPor favor, mira la foto adjunta. La de la izquierda es Rita B, cuando era menos enorme-deforme que ahora. El del centro soy yo, cuando todav\u00eda era guapo. Desconozco qui\u00e9n es el tipo con aspecto de florero de la derecha, pero por su cara supongo que estar\u00e1 relacionado con \u00e9sta (la derecha, aunque tambi\u00e9n con Rita B). La imagen fue tomada por un amigo que se escondi\u00f3 tras un bargue\u00f1o destartalado para inmortalizar lo que \u00e9l crey\u00f3 que era un milagro, es decir, yo, cuando todav\u00eda era guapo, charlando amigablemente con Rita B, cuando era menos enorme-deforme, y con un tipo con aspecto de florero. Ignoro cu\u00e1l es la raz\u00f3n que me impulsa a enviarte una imagen repleta de pasado, de enormidad y deformidad, de guapura concluida, de b\u00facaros, jarrones o floreros, de derechas intransigentes y amigos escondidos, parapetados, esperando el instante preciso para poder herir la altivez de Rita B-cuando era menos enorme-deforme-, el embelesamiento oneroso de mi Yo, cuando todav\u00eda era guapo, y la indiferencia hiperrefl\u00e9xica del tipo con aspecto de florero.<\/p>\n<p>Los que me conocen, o por lo menos est\u00e1n convencidos de que me conocen, saben que al fin y al cabo s\u00f3lo soy un m\u00edsero jiujitsuista emocional al que no hay que llevarle nunca la contraria. Por lo tanto estoy en condiciones de asegurar que la imagen es real, tan real como sus protagonistas. Tan real como los sue\u00f1os repulsivos que ten\u00e9is cada uno de vosotros y que os impiden alcanzar el Satori; pero eso, eso es otra historia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pyotr Konchalovsky. Spanish woman (1910) Hola: Por favor, mira la foto adjunta. La de la izquierda es Rita B, cuando era menos enorme-deforme que ahora. El del centro soy yo, cuando todav\u00eda era guapo. Desconozco qui\u00e9n es el tipo con aspecto de florero de la derecha, pero por su cara supongo que estar\u00e1 relacionado con [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1871,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center 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