{"id":2046,"date":"2015-03-06T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T07:29:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:35:49","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:35:49","slug":"email-del-6-de-marzo-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2015\/03\/06\/email-del-6-de-marzo-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de marzo 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/man-smoking-1914.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/man-smoking-1914.jpg?resize=301%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2047\" height=\"400\" width=\"301\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Alberto Magnelli. <i>Man smoking<\/i> (1914)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiga m\u00eda:<\/p>\n<p>\nEl centro de actividades cerebrales acaba de informar -al resto de la cabeza, al tronco y a las cinco extremidades- que no existe ning\u00fan problema serio actualmente, aunque se ha comprobado que una de las c\u00e9lulas agrupadas en el sistema respiratorio puede empezar a mutar si no se abandonan ciertos comportamientos o h\u00e1bitos perniciosos. Mientras trato de comprender la raz\u00f3n que puede impulsar a esa unidad microsc\u00f3pica a convertirse en un futuro y bonito c\u00e1ncer, sigo aspirando grandes dosis de humo alquitranado que en lugar de tranquilizar mi conciencia aletargada, la impulsa a maldecir a cada una de las enfermedades existentes. Podr\u00eda volver a dejar de fumar en este mismo instante, pero alguna fuerza superior me obliga a llevar la contraria a ese deseo innato de supervivencia que se supone est\u00e1 grabado en el subconsciente de cada ente caritativo y bondadoso llamado <i>Homo sapiens<\/i>. Por lo tanto, y si he de ser sincero conmigo mismo, es posible que mi porci\u00f3n indeterminada de humano se haya rendido sumisamente, lo cual, en lugar de deprimirme o llevarme a un estado de intranquilidad permanente, me relaja de una manera poco sensata que incluso puede llegar a proporcionarme una especie de orgasmo catat\u00f3nico o j\u00fabilo neroniano, dificil de describir en unas pocas l\u00edneas.<\/p>\n<p>\n\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 soy tan idiota? Si me hago esa pregunta por la noche, cuando mis pulmones est\u00e1n completamente amodorrados por el holl\u00edn, podr\u00eda contestarme de una forma sincera. El problema estriba en que a esas horas, mi furia racional no se siente dispuesta a luchar contra los demonios que me obligan a dogmatizar el vicio. Y por las ma\u00f1anas estoy tan ocupado intentando pensar en reducir las dosis, que me olvido por completo de que existen los minutos, las horas, los d\u00edas. \u00a1Es todo tan extra\u00f1o! \u00a1No s\u00e9! \u00a1Si fuera capaz! \u00a1Ya sabes! Deber\u00eda dosificar cada una de esas refutaciones, porque lo \u00fanico que consiguen es que me sienta todav\u00eda m\u00e1s tonto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alberto Magnelli. Man smoking (1914) Amiga m\u00eda: El centro de actividades cerebrales acaba de informar -al resto de la cabeza, al tronco y a las cinco extremidades- que no existe ning\u00fan problema serio actualmente, aunque se ha comprobado que una de las c\u00e9lulas agrupadas en el sistema respiratorio puede empezar a mutar si no se 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