{"id":2064,"date":"2014-12-08T12:29:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-08T12:29:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:35:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:35:57","slug":"email-del-8-de-diciembre-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/12\/08\/email-del-8-de-diciembre-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 8 de diciembre 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/the-accused-1887.jpgBlog.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/the-accused-1887.jpgBlog.jpg?resize=281%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2065\" height=\"400\" width=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Odilon Redon. <i>The accused <\/i>(1887)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida amiga m\u00eda:<\/p>\n<p>\n\u00a1Estoy en en la c\u00e1rcel! Ayer me detuvieron por intentar ponerle un supositorio a un tipo que llevaba muerto 43 a\u00f1os. \u00a1Quieren acusarme de necrofilia! Y el gremio de ps\u00edcopatas paraf\u00edlicos atar\u00e1xicos (P.P.A.) ha interpuesto una demanda contra m\u00ed por intrusismo laboral. Necesito que vengas a la comisar\u00eda y pagues la fianza. Si no lo haces, el sargento que ahora me vigila, acabar\u00e1 viol\u00e1ndome. Y t\u00fa sabes que nunca he soportado que ning\u00fan hombre me manosee si previamente no me ha pagado. Antes de venir, p\u00e1sate por mi casa y coge un par de mudas y mi sonajero nuevo. Una copia de la llave est\u00e1 escondida en el ano del perro del delegado de la escalera. Vive en la puerta ocho. Cuando te abra la puerta dile que eres mi novia, o mi amante, o simplemente mi abuela. Preg\u00fantale si puedes sacar al chucho a pasear. Como ese tipo es un vago redomado no te pondr\u00e1 reparo alguno. Cuando est\u00e9s en la calle, s\u00f3lo tienes que hurgar un poco en su&#8230;\u00a1ya sabes! \u00a1Y sacar la jodida llave! Luego le das una patada al puto perro, abres la puerta de mi casa y pillas lo que te he pedido. De paso, podr\u00edas desatascarme el fregadero.<\/p>\n<p>Por favor, no tardes demasiado.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Odilon Redon. The accused (1887) Querida amiga m\u00eda: \u00a1Estoy en en la c\u00e1rcel! Ayer me detuvieron por intentar ponerle un supositorio a un tipo que llevaba muerto 43 a\u00f1os. \u00a1Quieren acusarme de necrofilia! Y el gremio de ps\u00edcopatas paraf\u00edlicos atar\u00e1xicos (P.P.A.) ha interpuesto una demanda contra m\u00ed por intrusismo laboral. 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