{"id":2170,"date":"2014-06-12T09:17:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T09:17:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:36:29","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:36:29","slug":"email-del-12-de-junio-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/06\/12\/email-del-12-de-junio-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 12 de junio 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TomWesselmann1960-StudyforSeascapePrick.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TomWesselmann1960-StudyforSeascapePrick.jpg?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2171\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Tom Wesselmann. <i>Study for seascape prick<\/i> (1960)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>\nHe terminado de escribir \u00abEl hombre que no se masturbaba\u00bb, un cuento sobre un pobre tipo que no pod\u00eda proporcionarse placer a s\u00ed mismo porque ten\u00eda el pene en la espalda. Augusto, que es el nombre del protagonista, naci\u00f3 con esa terrible malformaci\u00f3n debido a un gen defectuoso y no tuvo m\u00e1s remedio que aprender a vivir con ella. \u00a1Y no lo hac\u00eda nada mal! Su problema principal, aparte de alguna que otra burla cuando era adolescente, se presentaba a la hora de mear, aunque sus padres pronto lo solucionaron haciendo que le construyeran una letrina especial con forma de mochila. La mayor parte de la obra se centra en sus a\u00f1os prepubescentes y s\u00f3lo a partir del cap\u00edtulo XXII entro de lleno en su dificultad para masturbarse y, sobre todo, para mantener relaciones sexuales sin provocar grandes risotadas a sus parejas, generalmente prostitutas baratas o ninf\u00f3manas bizarras.<\/p>\n<p>Como no me atrevo a releer mi propio texto, he contratado a un invidente para que lo corrija y me d\u00e9 su opini\u00f3n. Si todo sale como tengo previsto, lo enviar\u00e9 a la editorial la pr\u00f3xima semana y supongo que me ser\u00e1 devuelto en un plazo de dos o tres meses con alguna nota ultrajante grapada en el anverso. Nota que ira directa a mi \u00e1lbum de \u00abInsultos editoriales\u00bb que ya est\u00e1 adquiriendo un volumen considerable y que pienso editar por mi cuenta cuando crea que ha llegado el momento oportuno.<\/p>\n<p>La verdad es que no tengo mucho m\u00e1s que contarte. Me siento un poco aterrorizado porque hoy empieza el mundial de f\u00fatbol que traer\u00e1 sobre la humanidad estulticia y memez a raudales. Por lo dem\u00e1s, la semana va tocando a su fin, y con ella algunas de mis ambiciones, como la de llegar a convertirme en ex humano. Pero ese es un tema que ahora no quiero tocar.<\/p>\n<p>\nxoxo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Wesselmann. Study for seascape prick (1960) Hola: He terminado de escribir \u00abEl hombre que no se masturbaba\u00bb, un cuento sobre un pobre tipo que no pod\u00eda proporcionarse placer a s\u00ed mismo porque ten\u00eda el pene en la espalda. Augusto, que es el nombre del protagonista, naci\u00f3 con esa terrible malformaci\u00f3n debido a un gen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2171,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/TomWesselmann1960-StudyforSeascapePrick.jpg?fit=650%2C650&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}