{"id":2176,"date":"2014-06-08T09:28:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-08T09:28:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:36:33","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:36:33","slug":"segundo-email-del-8-de-junio-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/06\/08\/segundo-email-del-8-de-junio-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 8 de junio 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/ZdislavBeksinski-untitled-410.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/ZdislavBeksinski-untitled-410.jpg?resize=391%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2177\" height=\"400\" width=\"391\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Zdislav Beksinski. <i>Untitled 410<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>\nAyer por la tarde, mientras paseaba por un parque bastante cercano a mi barrio, escuch\u00e9 un dialogo perturbador entre dos tipos que me sumi\u00f3 en un estado de terror puro del que todav\u00eda no me he recuperado.<\/p>\n<p>SUJETO 1: Amasita morasin hama hama hama.<br \/>\nSUJETO 2: Amasita hama. Amasita hisin.<br \/>\nSUJETO 1: \u00bfAmasita hisin?<br \/>\nSUJETO 2: Amasita hisin igh ortofinda musala.<br \/>\nSUJETO 1: Hama hama hama.<br \/>\nSUJETO 2: Hisin hisin hisin.<br \/>\nSUJETO 1: Amasita morasin.<br \/>\nSUJETO 2: Amasita morasin.<\/p>\n<p>Unos minutos despu\u00e9s me hallaba en la comisar\u00eda denunciando los hechos. Delante de m\u00ed, sentado sobre una mesa vieja repleta de papeles doblados y una pantalla de ordenador en la que bailaba un protector de pantalla de peces rojos nadando hipnotizados, se encontraba un sargento de aspecto bonach\u00f3n e imperturbable.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00bf\u00bbAmasita moragin rana\u00bb?- me pregunt\u00f3 mientras intentaba tomar nota sobre una hoja en la que destacaba un membrete oficial.<br \/>\n-No, \u00abamasita morasin\u00bb. \u00a1Morasin! Y luego grit\u00f3 \u00abhama hama hama\u00bb. Nada de rana, -le contest\u00e9 agraviado.<br \/>\n-Usted ha dicho amasita moragin. Le he escuchado perfectamente.<br \/>\n-Pues me ha escuchado mal o yo no me he explicado bien.<br \/>\n-Prosigamos. Despu\u00e9s de \u00abhamanita hama\u00bb qu\u00e9 dijo?<br \/>\n-No, no no. El tipo dijo \u00abhamanita morasin hama hama hama\u00bb a lo que el otro fulano contest\u00f3 \u00abamasita hama, amasita hisin\u00bb.<br \/>\n-\u00bf\u00bbAmasita hisin\u00bb?<br \/>\n-Exacto, \u00abamasita hisin\u00bb. Y luego el primero a\u00f1adi\u00f3 \u00abamasita hisin igh ortofinda musala\u00bb.<br \/>\n-Ortofinda m-u-s-a-l-a. \u00bfSe escribe as\u00ed?- me pregunt\u00f3 mientras deletreaba letra a letra.<br \/>\n-Por lo menos fon\u00e9ticamente yo lo escuch\u00e9 as\u00ed.<br \/>\n-Contin\u00fae por favor&#8230;<br \/>\n-Pues al final intercambiaron unos \u00abhama hama hama\u00bb y unos \u00abhisin hisin hisin\u00bb y se despidieron con el \u00abamasita morasin\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u00a1Bien! Ya he tomado nota. Personalmente me parece una conversaci\u00f3n banal sobre los beneficios de las verduras frescas, pero har\u00e9 caso a su intuici\u00f3n y se la enviar\u00e9 por los cauces correspondientes a mi superior, el teniente Castillo.<\/p>\n<p>Desde entonces nadie se ha puesto en contacto conmigo. Ni siquiera desde el Ministerio del Interior. Estoy convencido de que se cuece algo gordo, aunque si he de hacer caso a ese sargentillo imb\u00e9cil, seguramente lo \u00fanico que se cuece es una gran ensalada de lechuga y berros. Ya veremos. Yo me siento satisfecho porque he obrado como se debe en un caso como este. \u00bfCu\u00e1ntas veces escucha uno \u00abamasita morasin hama hama hama\u00bb en una conversaci\u00f3n normal? Bueno, una vez escuch\u00e9 a dos ancianas conversar en un idioma muy raro, aunque luego comprend\u00ed que hablaban en castellano, pero no ten\u00edan puestas sus dentaduras postizas. Sin embargo, ellas se entend\u00edan a la perfecci\u00f3n. Quiz\u00e1 pienses que soy un poco susceptible a los lenguajes for\u00e1neos. Es posible. Es muy posible. Pero no puedo dejar de escuchar en mi cabeza ese di\u00e1logo ininteligible que me est\u00e1 complicando la vida.<\/p>\n<p>Te mantendr\u00e9 informada.<\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zdislav Beksinski. Untitled 410 Hola: Ayer por la tarde, mientras paseaba por un parque bastante cercano a mi barrio, escuch\u00e9 un dialogo perturbador entre dos tipos que me sumi\u00f3 en un estado de terror puro del que todav\u00eda no me he recuperado. SUJETO 1: Amasita morasin hama hama hama. SUJETO 2: Amasita hama. Amasita hisin. 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