{"id":2182,"date":"2014-06-05T09:10:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T09:10:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:36:35","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:36:35","slug":"email-del-5-de-junio-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/06\/05\/email-del-5-de-junio-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de junio 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/pablo-picasso_guitar-i-love-eva-1912.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/pablo-picasso_guitar-i-love-eva-1912.jpg?resize=305%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2183\" height=\"400\" width=\"305\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pablo Picasso. <i>Guitar i love Eva<\/i> (1912)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>\nHac\u00eda varios meses que no descolgaba de la pared ninguna guitarra. Bueno, eso no es exacto, las descuelgo una vez a la semana para quitarles el polvo, pero nunca intento tocarlas. Bueno, las toco para poder quitarles el polvo, claro. Me refiero a que nunca intentaba&#8230; \u00a1Comencemos otra vez! Hac\u00eda varios meses que no me apetec\u00eda tocar la guitarra. Sin embargo \u00e9sta ma\u00f1ana, incluso antes de cepillarme los dientes he sentido la necesidad de cogerla e intentar componer algo. Y las musas han sido complacientes conmigo. En menos de 30 minutos ya ten\u00eda una canci\u00f3n enterita a la que he titulado \u00abEl rock de la endogamia sindiasmica\u00bb y que creo que es verdaderamente salvaje, bestial y muy poco autocomplaciente. Te transcribo parte de la letra:<\/p>\n<p>Me acuesto con mi t\u00eda<br \/>\nMe acuesto con mi sobrina<br \/>\npero no me acuesto con mi abuela<br \/>\nporque me recuerda a una habichuela<\/p>\n<p>Persigo a mi prima<br \/>\nPersigo a mi nuera<br \/>\npero no persigo a mi suegra<br \/>\nporque no se lava y est\u00e1 negra<\/p>\n<p>Estar\u00e1s de acuerdo conmigo en que la prosa no es especialmente brillante, pero ten en cuenta que es una cancioncilla dirigida a ese p\u00fablico retrasado mental que no sabe distinguir entre un aria de Puccini y el ruido sibilante que produce un ataque asm\u00e1tico. De todas formas siempre estoy a tiempo de cambiar alg\u00fan verso. De lo que me siento verdaderamente orgulloso es de la melod\u00eda. Te voy a tatarear el estribillo:<\/p>\n<p>Nanaaaaaanana naaaa nanana naaaaaa naaaa na na<\/p>\n<p>Supongo que te habr\u00e1s quedado anonadada con esa preciosa sucesi\u00f3n de notas envolventes y de car\u00e1cter lineal, que est\u00e1n m\u00e1s cerca del gamel\u00e1n balin\u00e9s que de la m\u00fasica pop contempor\u00e1nea. Me encanta que el contexto arm\u00f3nico oscile en torno a un centro modal intr\u00ednsecamente relacionado con su pr\u00f3pio ritmo, pero sin excederse en las diferentes variaciones o texturas de sus int\u00e9rvalos de octava. No s\u00e9 si me habr\u00e1s entendido. Si es as\u00ed, te ruego que me lo expliques porque yo me he perdido a partir del vocablo \u00abmodal\u00bb. De todas formas, estoy tan seguro de que va a ser un \u00e9xito que ya he empezado a comprar profil\u00e1cticos para beneficiarme a todas las groupies.<\/p>\n<p>Pero&#8230;necesito un nombre art\u00edstico que sea sencillo y no se olvide r\u00e1pidamente. \u00bfQu\u00e9 te parece \u00abTiburcio el magn\u00edfico\u00bb? Demasiado rebuscado y poco sensual. \u00bfLucer\u00edn de Benimaclet? \u00bfL\u00f3pez Star? Bueno, no hay prisa. Ya dar\u00e9 con uno que se distinga del resto en el firmamento de las estrellas musicales. Te mantendr\u00e9 informada. Ahora voy a tratar de componer una sinfon\u00eda cuya melod\u00eda me ronda la cabeza desde hace cinco minutos.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn beso<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pablo Picasso. Guitar i love Eva (1912) Amiga: Hac\u00eda varios meses que no descolgaba de la pared ninguna guitarra. Bueno, eso no es exacto, las descuelgo una vez a la semana para quitarles el polvo, pero nunca intento tocarlas. Bueno, las toco para poder quitarles el polvo, claro. Me refiero a que nunca intentaba&#8230; \u00a1Comencemos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2183,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/pablo-picasso_guitar-i-love-eva-1912.jpg?fit=458%2C600&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2182\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}