{"id":2188,"date":"2014-06-03T09:45:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T09:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:09","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:09","slug":"email-del-3-de-junio-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/06\/03\/email-del-3-de-junio-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de junio 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/VincentvanGogh-clumps-of-grass-1889252812529.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/VincentvanGogh-clumps-of-grass-1889252812529.jpg?resize=400%2C376&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2189\" height=\"376\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh. <i>Clumps of grass <\/i>(1889)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Mi balc\u00f3n va a explotar. Ni siquiera puedo entrar a regar las plantas con cierta comodidad. Si nunca has estado en una selva, deber\u00edas venir a verme y penetrar entre el dosel de ramas que cuelgan como las crines de un poni island\u00e9s, que tapizan la superficie del suelo y me recuerdan a algunas de esas lujosas alfombras Wilton, o tan erectas como el fuste de una columna renacentista. Pero si vienes, es mejor que te agencies un machete de tipo colombiano para segar el follaje y te vacunes contra los diferentes tipos de enfermedades tropicales. No ser\u00eda mala idea que trajeras contigo algunos viales de antiof\u00eddico monovalente, pues no me extra\u00f1ar\u00eda en absoluto que encontrases un par de <i>Atheris<\/i> completamente mimetizadas descansando sobre una rama. Siendo el afortunado propietario de semejante lujuria en forma de jungla impenetrable, \u00bfpara qu\u00e9 diantres quiero bajar a la calle y socializar con la gente?<\/p>\n<p>Me relaciono sobre todo con pulgones, ara\u00f1as rojas, gusanos, caracoles, hormigas, trips y alguna que otra babosa, pero cuando no me miran los enveneno a todos con productos ecol\u00f3gicos. Y mientras recojo sus cad\u00e1veres tiesos y oscurecidos por la ponzo\u00f1a, me congratulo de ser un perfecto asesino. S\u00f3lo respeto a las lombrices, las abejas, las mariposas y algunas ara\u00f1as. \u00a1Ah! y a las cochinillas de la humedad, que me resultan enormemente simp\u00e1ticas mientras se pasean por la tierra con ese aspecto de suegra viuda antediluviana que est\u00e1 de vuelta de todo.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1S\u00ed! Mi balc\u00f3n puede explotar, pero antes de que eso suceda yo estar\u00e9 muerto. Y a mi funeral s\u00f3lo asistir\u00e1n las dos salamanquesas que se pasean por las paredes y a las que in\u00fatilmente trat\u00e9 de ense\u00f1ar a cambiarme las s\u00e1banas y hacerme la cama. No necesitar\u00e9 paneg\u00edricos ni caras humanas falsamente apenadas. S\u00f3lo esa maravillosa comuni\u00f3n formada por los colores naturales y las tramas imperfectas de los limbos, peciolos y est\u00edpulas. <\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo<\/p>\n<p>\nPD: Te escribo estas l\u00edneas sentado sobre una maceta mendocina recubierta de <i>soleirolia<\/i>, con ese aspecto musgoso y delicado que &nbsp;transforma estas plantitas en una especie de edred\u00f3n vegetal paradis\u00edaco, emp\u00edrico, supremo. Para que me creas, te adjunto una preciosa mancha verdosa sobre la parte superior izquierda del email.<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent van Gogh. Clumps of grass (1889) Hola: Mi balc\u00f3n va a explotar. Ni siquiera puedo entrar a regar las plantas con cierta comodidad. Si nunca has estado en una selva, deber\u00edas venir a verme y penetrar entre el dosel de ramas que cuelgan como las crines de un poni island\u00e9s, que tapizan la superficie 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