{"id":2190,"date":"2014-05-30T09:14:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-30T09:14:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:10","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:10","slug":"segundo-email-del-30-de-mayo-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/05\/30\/segundo-email-del-30-de-mayo-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 30 de mayo 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/DAMIENHIRSTPharmaceuticals2005.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/DAMIENHIRSTPharmaceuticals2005.jpg?resize=307%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2191\" width=\"307\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Damien Hirst. <i>Pharmaceuticals<\/i> (2005)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola otra vez:<\/p>\n<p>\nLa primera vez que me ingresaron en un sanatorio psiqui\u00e1trico fue por una nimiedad: me pillaron intentando bajarle las bragas con la boca a una mujer que jam\u00e1s hab\u00eda usado ropa interior. Supongo que si esas bragas hubiesen existido y, sobre todo, hubiesen estado en la parte de la anatom\u00eda femenina donde deb\u00edan estar, yo no habr\u00eda tenido que pasar seis meses de mi vida bajo estricto control m\u00e9dico. La segunda vez fui internado por contonearme lascivamente delante de una rodaja de mero congelado. Aunque no dispongo de pruebas feacientes, estoy completamente seguro de que me denunci\u00f3 un gato callejero que continuamente se deslizaba por las bajantes del deslunado y entraba a robar comida en mi cocina. La tercera y \u00faltima vez, quiz\u00e1 la m\u00e1s penosa y prolongada, fui recluido durante siete largos a\u00f1os por fumarme un cenicero light y echar las cenizas sobre un cigarrillo.<\/p>\n<p>Desde que sal\u00ed a la calle, ya hace unos cuantos a\u00f1os, me cuido mucho de hacer cualquier cosa con testigos delante. Me he agenciado un biombo y voy protegido con \u00e9l a todas partes. \u00a1No me fio ni de mis padres! Estoy convencido de que si volvieran a encerrarme acabar\u00eda loco de verdad. Necesito protegerme contra el mundo y sus consecuencias. Soy un tipo demasiado \u00abBle\u00bb, ya sabes, sensible, lastimable, injuriable y fastidiable. Y todos intentan \u00abArme\u00bb, es decir, jorobarme, putearme, fastidiarme y abrumarme. En realidad lo \u00fanico que necesito es un poco de cari\u00f1o, pero gratuito y sin intereses. Jam\u00e1s he hecho da\u00f1o a nadie a sabiendas, sin embargo he tenido que sufrir todo tipo de canalladas por ser un poquito peculiar.<\/p>\n<p>Si hay algo que he aprendido en cada uno de mis confinamientos por orden m\u00e9dica, es que hay que conservar la dignidad pese a todos los contratiempos, de empos, de capi capi bempos, de pim pam pempos. A veces, noto que mi mente se desliza hacia terrenos poco explorados por la psique humana, de mana, de capi capi bana, de pim pam pana. Pero es algo que no me quita el sue\u00f1o ni me preocupa, de pupa, de capi capi bupa, de pim pam mupa. Soy una fuerza de la naturaleza que necesita salir hacia afuera, sin temor, pero con seguridad y esperanza, de anza, de capi capi banza, de pim pam panza. \u00bfQu\u00e9 importa si algunos, o todos, me consideran un bicho raro del que hay que alejarse lo m\u00e1s deprisa posible? S\u00ed, est\u00e1 claro, soy un tipo \u00abBle\u00bb. \u00a1Y siempre lo ser\u00e9!<\/p>\n<p>\nUn besazo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damien Hirst. Pharmaceuticals (2005) Hola otra vez: La primera vez que me ingresaron en un sanatorio psiqui\u00e1trico fue por una nimiedad: me pillaron intentando bajarle las bragas con la boca a una mujer que jam\u00e1s hab\u00eda usado ropa interior. Supongo que si esas bragas hubiesen existido y, sobre todo, hubiesen estado en la parte de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2191,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/DAMIENHIRSTPharmaceuticals2005.jpg?fit=500%2C650&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2190\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}