{"id":2194,"date":"2014-05-26T12:13:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T12:13:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:11","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:11","slug":"email-del-26-de-mayo-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/05\/26\/email-del-26-de-mayo-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 26 de mayo 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/pablo-picasso_crane-et-cruche-19451.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/pablo-picasso_crane-et-cruche-19451.jpg?resize=400%2C316&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2195\" height=\"316\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pablo Picasso. <i>Crane et cruche<\/i> (1945)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola:<\/p>\n<p>\nMe encuentro un poco deprimido. Hace un rato me ha llamado un buen amigo y me ha dado una horrible noticia: Esteban Pons se ha ca\u00eddo por un precipicio mientras escarbaba entre la basura y se ha matado. Esteban Pons era el nombre de uno de sus cerdos vietnamitas y lo ten\u00eda desde hac\u00eda 10 a\u00f1os. Desconozco la raz\u00f3n por la que lo bautiz\u00f3 as\u00ed, aunque si me lo propusiera estoy convencido de que llegar\u00eda a una conclusi\u00f3n s\u00f3lida. Mientras me transmit\u00eda la noticia, mi colega no pod\u00eda dejar de sollozar como un ni\u00f1o. De poco sirvi\u00f3 que le recordara que todav\u00eda le quedaban cuatro cerdos m\u00e1s: Mar\u00eda Dolores, Javier, Alberto y Cristobal. Est\u00e1 claro que Esteban era su preferido y, por lo que he podido ver durante estos a\u00f1os, el \u00fanico que le sacaba del estado de conmoci\u00f3n semicomatosa en el que se encontraba desde que se enter\u00f3 que combinando los colores amarillo y azul se pod\u00eda obtener el verde.<\/p>\n<p>Nadie como yo es capaz de comprender la pena y el desconcierto que se instala en el coraz\u00f3n y la memoria cuando se pierde a un ser querido. Yo perd\u00ed a mi mejor amigo en unos grandes almacenes abarrotados de clientes -de eso hace un par de d\u00e9cadas- y todav\u00eda no he podido encontrarlo (recuerda que entonces no exist\u00edan los tel\u00e9fonos m\u00f3viles); y eso que le dibuj\u00e9 un plano detallado del lugar donde deber\u00edamos encontrarnos si esa eventualidad suced\u00eda. Pero supongo que perdi\u00f3 el croquis. \u00c9l era as\u00ed. Una vez perdi\u00f3 el aire que conten\u00edan sus pulmones y estuvo a punto de morir asfixiado.<\/p>\n<p>Existen numerosas maneras de combatir la tristeza producida por un fallecimiento inesperado. Algunos optan por sumergir una oreja en vinagre de cayena, otros por organizarse una marat\u00f3n con films de los hermanos Marx. Personalmente creo que lo mejor es racionalizar la p\u00e9rdida y extraer conclusiones. La muerte es el el culmen de la perfecci\u00f3n biol\u00f3gica. Aunque si hemos de dar cr\u00e9dito al doctor Blas Hurtado C\u00e1rdenas, forense retirado, el \u00fanico inconveniente radica en que estando muerto no te puedes rascar si te pica alguna parte del cuerpo.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pablo Picasso. Crane et cruche (1945) Hola: Me encuentro un poco deprimido. Hace un rato me ha llamado un buen amigo y me ha dado una horrible noticia: Esteban Pons se ha ca\u00eddo por un precipicio mientras escarbaba entre la basura y se ha matado. Esteban Pons era el nombre de uno de sus cerdos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2195,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/pablo-picasso_crane-et-cruche-19451.jpg?fit=892%2C707&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}