{"id":22,"date":"2022-06-23T05:03:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-23T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-29T20:04:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-29T20:04:00","slug":"email-del-23-de-junio-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/06\/23\/email-del-23-de-junio-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 23 de junio 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<table class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/PhilipMoss-Buntys2BKnickers2B-2B1994.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-23\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/PhilipMoss-Buntys2BKnickers2B-2B1994.jpg?resize=400%2C332&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"400\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Philip Moss, <i>Buntys&#8217; Knickers<\/i> (1994)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\">Querida:<\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Si a cada n\u00famero le asignamos una letra, el resultado es un c\u00f3digo. Supongamos que la \u00abA\u00bb es el 1 y la \u00abZ\u00bb el 27, algo extremadamente sencillo de entender a menos que uno sea un retrasado mental o un pol\u00edtico. Ahora, tomemos un texto sencillo, por ejemplo, el siguiente:<\/p>\n<p>\u00abCuando fumo me siento m\u00e1s sexual\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>El resultado de traducir estas palabras al c\u00f3digo anterior ser\u00eda algo as\u00ed:<\/p>\n<p>3 22 1 14 4 16 \u00a06 23 13 16 \u00a013 5 \u00a020 9 5 14 20 16 \u00a013 1 19 \u00a020 5 25 22 1 12<\/p>\n<p>Ahora vayamos m\u00e1s lejos. A cada n\u00famero par de un d\u00edgito le asignaremos la palabra \u00abbraga\u00bb o su equivalente en plural. Lo mismo haremos con los impares, aunque cambiando la braga por \u00abcalzoncillo\u00bb. Si lo hacemos correctamente, la frase quedar\u00eda de esta manera:<\/p>\n<p>3 calzoncillos 22 bragas 1 calzoncillo 14 bragas 4 bragas 16 bragas<br \/>\n6 bragas 23 calzoncillos 13 calzoncillos 16 bragas<br \/>\n13 calzoncillos 5 calzoncillos<br \/>\n20 bragas 9 calzoncillos 5 calzoncillos 14 bragas 20 bragas 16 bragas<br \/>\n13 calzoncillos 1 calzoncillo 19 calzoncillos<br \/>\n20 bragas 5 calzoncillos 25 calzoncillos 22 bragas 1 calzoncillo 12 bragas<\/p>\n<p>Si analizamos concienzudamente el resultado, podemos llegar a una conclusi\u00f3n arrolladora:<\/p>\n<p>Hay m\u00e1s bragas que calzoncillos. Para ser exactos 52 m\u00e1s, por lo que se deduce que el n\u00famero de usuarias de prendas \u00edntimas es superior, o que varios usuarios se han puesto por error dos calzoncillos cada uno.<\/p>\n<p>Pero compliqu\u00e9moslo todav\u00eda m\u00e1s. A cada n\u00famero de calzoncillos con un d\u00edgito le a\u00f1adiremos otra palabra: \u00ablimpio-a\u00bb o \u00ablimpios-as\u00bb y a los de 2 d\u00edgitos \u00absucio-a\u00bb o \u00absucios-as\u00bb. Lo mismo haremos con la palabra \u00abbragas\u00bb y su n\u00famero correspondiente:<\/p>\n<p>3 calzoncillos limpios 22 bragas sucias 1 calzoncillo limpio 14 bragas sucias 4 bragas limpias 16 bragas sucias<br \/>\n6 bragas limpias 23 calzoncillos sucios 13 calzoncillos sucios 16 bragas sucias<br \/>\n13 calzoncillos sucios \u00a05 calzoncillos limpios<br \/>\n20 bragas sucias 9 calzoncillos limpios 5 calzoncillos limpios 14 bragas sucias 20 bragas 16 bragas sucias<br \/>\n13 calzoncillos sucios 1 calzoncillo limpio 19 calzoncillos sucios<br \/>\n20 bragas sucias 5 calzoncillos limpios 25 calzoncillos sucios 22 bragas sucias 1 calzoncillo limpio 12 bragas sucias<\/p>\n<p>El resultado es avasallador: la mayor parte de usuarios de ambos sexos son unos guarros. S\u00f3lo 36 sujetos han pasado la prueba de limpieza presentando sus prendas inmaculadamente higi\u00e9nicas. Por lo que se deduce que:<\/p>\n<p>a) Las lavadoras resultan caras. Los fabricantes de las mismas deber\u00edan replantearse una bajada sustancial de los precios de venta al p\u00fablico.<br \/>\nb) No vale la pena perder el tiempo lavando la ropa interior. Es preferible usarla hasta que se caiga a pedazos y ahorrar dinero.<\/p>\n<p>Llegados a este punto me gustar\u00eda dejar claro que este estudio completo sobre la higiene, y que empez\u00f3 como un mero ejercicio de codificaci\u00f3n, s\u00f3lo representa a individuos menores de 95 a\u00f1os, por lo que no se puede generalizar la conclusi\u00f3n de que toda la poblaci\u00f3n europea es marrana. En pr\u00f3ximas entregas, analizar\u00e9 exhaustivamente otras posibilidades. Pero hasta entonces, creo que deber\u00edamos meditar los resultados y llegar a una conclusi\u00f3n que nos satisfaga a todos.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Philip Moss, Buntys&#8217; Knickers (1994) Querida: Si a cada n\u00famero le asignamos una letra, el resultado es un c\u00f3digo. Supongamos que la \u00abA\u00bb es el 1 y la \u00abZ\u00bb el 27, algo extremadamente sencillo de entender a menos que uno sea un retrasado mental o un pol\u00edtico. Ahora, tomemos un texto sencillo, por ejemplo, el 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