{"id":2200,"date":"2014-05-22T08:33:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-22T08:33:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:13","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:13","slug":"email-del-22-de-mayo-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/05\/22\/email-del-22-de-mayo-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de mayo 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/PortiaMunson.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/PortiaMunson.jpg?resize=400%2C312&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2201\" height=\"312\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Portia Munson<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>\nEst\u00e1 demostrado que existe una relaci\u00f3n directa entre la cantidad de ropa interior que posee un individuo y su cociente intelectual. Y esta &nbsp;teor\u00eda no me la he inventado yo. Vete a una librer\u00eda de lance y ag\u00e9nciate el maravilloso libro de un tal Rupert Huxley que se titula<i> \u00abAlgoritmo para detecci\u00f3n de g\u00e9rmenes nocivos en la ropa interior utilizando conceptos concretos\u00bb <\/i>donde se demuestra de una manera feaciente en los cap\u00edtulos XV, XVI, XVII y XXII que para alcanzar una mayor flexibilidad racional -al mismo tiempo que se generan una serie de ventajas higi\u00e9nicas en las \u00e1reas \u00abcompra y almacenaje\u00bb de ropa interior a trav\u00e9s de la planificaci\u00f3n del concepto y la necesidad-, se deben valorar una serie de elementos dise\u00f1ados especificamente para no tener que llegar a ese punto cr\u00edtico en el que se puede llegar a cuestionar si es o no razonable una determinada adquisici\u00f3n. La &nbsp;verdad es que desconozco por qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n te cuento esto, ya que casi todos (tus amigos) conocemos tu fobia a las bragas y sujetadores, pero me siento tan excitado despu\u00e9s de leer este incre\u00edble ensayo que sent\u00eda la necesidad de contarle a alguien todo lo que he aprendido.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfSabias que tanto los slips, los boxers, los calzoncillos largos, los suspensorios o los tangas identifican las carencias emocionales del sujeto que los utiliza? \u00bfY que existe una prenda interior inventada en el siglo XV que se llama \u00abdescuidado\u00bb y que pr\u00e1cticamente nadie conoce porque fue satanizada por el Papa Sixto IV por medio de la enc\u00edclica \u00abUbi periculosum neglegentia\u00bb? \u00bfO que para ponerse de forma correcta una camiseta de manga corta y ce\u00f1ida, sin dislocarse el \u00abfascia intraespinal\u00bb es conveniente trabajar antes los b\u00edceps y los tr\u00edceps con unas cuantas series de flexiones?<\/p>\n<p>Si por alg\u00fan motivo no encuentras el libro en ning\u00fan sitio, y supongo que ser\u00e1 lo m\u00e1s probable ya que est\u00e1 descatalogado, puedo alquilarte mi copia. Te adjunto lista de precios por hora y las ofertas de la semana. Espero tu contestaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>\nBeso<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Portia Munson Amiga: Est\u00e1 demostrado que existe una relaci\u00f3n directa entre la cantidad de ropa interior que posee un individuo y su cociente intelectual. Y esta &nbsp;teor\u00eda no me la he inventado yo. Vete a una librer\u00eda de lance y ag\u00e9nciate el maravilloso libro de un tal Rupert Huxley que se titula \u00abAlgoritmo para detecci\u00f3n 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