{"id":222,"date":"2022-05-25T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-25T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:25:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:25:34","slug":"email-del-25-de-mayo-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/05\/25\/email-del-25-de-mayo-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 25 de mayo 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/ThC3A9ophile-AlexandreSteinlenLastArgument1.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/ThC3A9ophile-AlexandreSteinlenLastArgument1.jpg?resize=360%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-223\" width=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Th\u00e9ophile Alexandre Steinlen. <i>Last argument<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiguita:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mientras me ense\u00f1aba una m\u00e1quina descomunal y de aspecto futurista, su creador, orgulloso y con aspecto de bizcocho casero me susurr\u00f3 al o\u00eddo:<\/p>\n<p>-Un contrapeso manejado con el pie desliza una pesa de 2 kg que golpea al pol\u00edtico -cuya corrupci\u00f3n est\u00e1 totalmente demostrada- en el cr\u00e1neo, mientras tres tijeras automatizadas cortan su traje de dise\u00f1o en varios pedazos de aproximadamente 40 x 50 cm, que en menos de 15 segundos son empaquetados de tres en tres unidades y que se vender\u00e1n como gamuza antipolvo de alt\u00edsima calidad. Con los restos desechados se fabrican los flecos absorbentes que m\u00e1s tarde se convertir\u00e1n en unos bonitos y elegantes mochos. Para fabricar el mecanismo escurridor utilizamos una mezcla controlada de los huesos y m\u00fasculos del corrupto.<br \/>\n-\u00a1Es sensacional- me atrev\u00ed a responder anonadado ante la presencia de ambos, m\u00e1quina e inventor.<br \/>\n-Y eso no es todo -continu\u00f3 se\u00f1alando un aparato rectangular que parec\u00eda una caja de zapatos venusiana-, con esta otra m\u00e1quina somos capaces de preparar la sangre de esos chorizos y convertirla en cosm\u00e9ticos, lubricantes sexuales y grasas antioxidantes.<br \/>\n-\u00bfY esa m\u00e1quina tan enorme de all\u00ed, para qu\u00e9 sirve?- pregunt\u00e9 mientras con una mano se\u00f1alaba hacia una esquina y con la otra me rascaba la espalda.<br \/>\n-Eso es un polipasto enorme con el que movemos los restos de sus cad\u00e1veres y los distribuimos por las diferentes secciones. Ahora nos encontramos en la secci\u00f3n SD o secci\u00f3n desmembradora. All\u00ed est\u00e1 la ST o secci\u00f3n trituradora que, como su nombre indica, tritura los restos que no se pueden aprovechar y los convierte en arenilla.<br \/>\n-\u00bfArenilla?- Volv\u00ed a preguntar.<br \/>\n-S\u00ed, esa arenilla la vendemos en sacos de 100 kg a jardineros y paisajistas, que las utilizan para decorar los suelos terrosos o para otras aplicaciones. \u00a1No puedes imaginar la de usos que tiene! Mi cu\u00f1ado la mezcla con el cemento y la novia de mi hijo el mayor, que es artista, la pega con cola y la pinta de diferentes colores. Ya te digo, el l\u00edmite est\u00e1 en la imaginaci\u00f3n. La pol\u00edtica de la empresa es aprovechar hasta lo inaprovechable.<\/p>\n<p>Obviamente, todo este di\u00e1logo pertenece a un sue\u00f1o que tuve hace algunos d\u00edas. Te lo he narrado porque s\u00e9 que te gusta interpretar los sue\u00f1os, sobre todo los m\u00edos. Me hubiera gustado ver c\u00f3mo acababa este, pero la carcajada fantasmag\u00f3rica de un idiota en la calle, seguramente borracho, me despert\u00f3. Estar\u00e1s de acuerdo conmigo en que, a pesar de su bestialidad gore, tiene un \u00abnosequ\u00e9\u00bb que \u00abquesey\u00f3\u00bb que engancha. Por lo menos a m\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>\nUno o dos saludos&#8230;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Th\u00e9ophile Alexandre Steinlen. Last argument Amiguita: Mientras me ense\u00f1aba una m\u00e1quina descomunal y de aspecto futurista, su creador, orgulloso y con aspecto de bizcocho casero me susurr\u00f3 al o\u00eddo: -Un contrapeso manejado con el pie desliza una pesa de 2 kg que golpea al pol\u00edtico -cuya corrupci\u00f3n est\u00e1 totalmente demostrada- en el cr\u00e1neo, mientras 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