{"id":224,"date":"2022-05-23T10:53:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-23T10:53:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:25:36","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:25:36","slug":"email-del-23-de-mayo-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2022\/05\/23\/email-del-23-de-mayo-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 23 de mayo 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj4aMvHKwWRYULOVFDpjA2l4K-Gy2B-s334HY89_cfP_uojRPgIhhgDyhumyVwmH4lUYmoW39mhOHcfAotRl2I-_KfTb2ZRxekovZQrh_0DIhOXDYHyK2e7_WNicSxkGkO6bbpe9voNVwm3ERo0Vyoe3H0AsYz79vXxjjyjHSC1I_8UNExZnD3BFTsB\/s512\/7c3aa107d14253c440e0ded7ddf8bfbb.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"403\" data-original-width=\"512\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/7c3aa107d14253c440e0ded7ddf8bfbb.jpg?resize=400%2C315&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-225\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Vincent van Gogh. Reaper (1885)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><b>Sab\u00eda (cuento corto en tres par\u00e1grafos)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Sab\u00eda que \u00e9l no sab\u00eda, por lo tanto sab\u00eda que era un ignorante. \u00c9l cre\u00eda que no sab\u00eda porque no pod\u00eda, pero en realidad no sab\u00eda porque le era m\u00e1s c\u00f3modo no saber. Su hermana, a la que me quer\u00eda trajinar, sab\u00eda de casi todo, sin embargo nunca hac\u00eda alarde de sus conocimientos. Un d\u00eda, mientras est\u00e1bamos desayunando en un bar regentado por un exchino y su pareja, una exespa\u00f1ola, \u00e9l sac\u00f3 a colaci\u00f3n el tema del consumismo y de lo orgulloso que estaba de su \u00faltima adquisici\u00f3n, un nosequ\u00e9 de nosecuantos, que le hab\u00eda costado una verdadera pasta. Una pasta que de hecho no ten\u00eda. Cuando su hermana le espet\u00f3 que ese mismo error ya lo hab\u00eda cometido en varias ocasiones anteriores y que en realidad su vida era una repetici\u00f3n est\u00fapida de otras repeticiones todav\u00eda m\u00e1s est\u00fapidas, \u00e9l se levant\u00f3 sin decir una palabra y se larg\u00f3 dando un portazo imaginario que a punto estuvo de enviar mi falso bigote hacia la mesa de al lado, ocupada por un \u00a1eh!, un \u00a1ea! y una \u00a1bah! que discut\u00edan acaloradamente sobre sus propias singularidades excepcionales.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Como sab\u00eda que \u00e9l no volver\u00eda, no porque no quisiera volver, sino porque volver significar\u00eda tener que escuchar m\u00e1s confirmaciones espont\u00e1neas de su hermana, intent\u00e9 expresarle mis sinceros sentimientos, pero en lugar de surgir por la boca esos sinceros sentimientos, aparecieron unas cuantas gotas de un excatarramiento zurrapiento que se diseminaron sobre las vibrisas de un perro inadaptado que descansaba pl\u00e1cidamente a unos escasos dos metros y medio. Cuando su due\u00f1a, Merceditas de la Rocambolea, una actriz de vodevil retirada se acerc\u00f3 a nosotros para rogarnos \u00abcon toda humildad, que la pr\u00f3xima vez tosi\u00e9ramos a nuestras putas madres\u00bb no me qued\u00f3 otro remedio que agarrarla de un reborde, y atraer su cara de vinagre de <i>Homo consumans<\/i> hacia la m\u00eda para soltarle un eructo soberbio y monumental que atrajo las miradas de todos los vivos y de todos los muertos que en ese instante se sentaban o caminaban por el local.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sab\u00eda que el exchino no me dir\u00eda nada, pero estaba seguro de que su mujer, la exespa\u00f1ola, vendr\u00eda a leerme la cartilla por el reg\u00fceldo, sin embargo la exespa\u00f1ola hizo un famoso ademan chino que quer\u00eda decir que se lavaba las manos. Mientras Merceditas de la Rocambolea se cagaba en todos mis familiares fallecidos, algo semejante a una llamarada nuclear convirti\u00f3 en cenizas a toda la poblaci\u00f3n mundial. Yo me salv\u00e9 por los pelos. Solo perd\u00ed un incisivo, el m\u00e1s renovador, escol\u00e1sticamente hablando, de toda mi dentadura. Cuando me limpi\u00e9 las pavesas con las manos mir\u00e9 en derredor, en redor, arredor, alderredor y alrededor y me sent\u00ed especial. Luego sal\u00ed pitando.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Vincent van Gogh. Reaper (1885) Sab\u00eda (cuento corto en tres par\u00e1grafos) Sab\u00eda que \u00e9l no sab\u00eda, por lo tanto sab\u00eda que era un ignorante. \u00c9l cre\u00eda que no sab\u00eda porque no pod\u00eda, pero en realidad no sab\u00eda porque le era m\u00e1s c\u00f3modo no saber. Su hermana, a la que me quer\u00eda trajinar, sab\u00eda de 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