{"id":2242,"date":"2014-04-18T08:04:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-18T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:28","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:28","slug":"email-del-18-de-abril-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2014\/04\/18\/email-del-18-de-abril-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 18 de abril 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Flying_cranes_tg200-v.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Flying_cranes_tg200-v.jpg?resize=400%2C325&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2243\" height=\"325\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Tadeusz Gazda. <i>Flying cranes&nbsp;<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Las grullas migratorias tienen que seguir volando. Igual que ellas, yo tengo que seguir escribiendo, que no es m\u00e1s que otra forma de volar. Los gr\u00faidos tienen que justificar su instinto y al mismo tiempo dar una oportunidad a los amantes de las aves. Yo, por el contrario, estoy condenado al esfuerzo sin recompensa, que lejos de deprimirme, insufla dosis simult\u00e1neas de depresi\u00f3n y euforia en mi trayectoria. \u00bfMi trayectoria? T\u00fa la conoces, pero seguramente los poqu\u00edsimos lectores del blog no; por lo que he decidido hacer un breve resumen de mi vida desde el momento de mi alumbramiento hasta ayer, pues hoy y ma\u00f1ana estar\u00e1n incluidos en el pr\u00f3ximo compendio, que ser\u00e1 escrito y publicado por los demandantes de mis acreedores dos minutos despu\u00e9s de mi deceso, y que seg\u00fan mi astr\u00f3logo extraterrestre suceder\u00e1 en un futuro impreciso, aunque yo estoy seguro de que ocurrir\u00e1 en una posteridad indeterminada.<\/p>\n<p>El problema estriba en que para escribir sobre mi pasado he de poner a prueba mi memoria, y recordar ciertos hechos y situaciones puede producirme un repentino ataque de melancol\u00eda. La melancol\u00eda y su sobrina la nostalgia me producen gases intestinales. Todos sabemos que las flatulencias son a menudo muy olorosas, incluso repugnantes. Como no dispongo en estos instantes de un buen ambientador con aroma a jazm\u00edn o sales marinas, he decidido posponer el relato de mi vida hasta que pueda robar uno en el supermercado m\u00e1s cercano. Ya conoces mi fobia a las grandes superficies, y sabes lo mucho que sufr\u00ed la \u00faltima vez que me pillaron robando. \u00a1Y lo idiota que me sent\u00ed cuando repar\u00e9 en que en lugar de un solenoide hab\u00eda mangado una Bobina de Rogowski!<\/p>\n<p>Ahora debo continuar con mis quehaceres. Necesito inyectarme una soluci\u00f3n de Danacol y aceite de oliva al 20% por v\u00eda intravenosa. Te prometo que la pr\u00f3xima vez que te escriba, intentar\u00e9 que mi prosa sea un poco m\u00e1s perfecta, o por lo menos, no tan descuidada y, sobre todo, menos depresiva. Te pido perd\u00f3n por la l\u00ednea de las grullas migratorias, pero estar\u00e1s de acuerdo en que ha sido una forma muy extra\u00f1a de empezar un email&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tadeusz Gazda. Flying cranes&nbsp; Hola: Las grullas migratorias tienen que seguir volando. Igual que ellas, yo tengo que seguir escribiendo, que no es m\u00e1s que otra forma de volar. Los gr\u00faidos tienen que justificar su instinto y al mismo tiempo dar una oportunidad a los amantes de las aves. Yo, por el contrario, estoy condenado [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2243,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Flying_cranes_tg200-v.jpg?fit=519%2C423&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}