{"id":2286,"date":"2013-12-11T09:54:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T09:54:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:42","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:42","slug":"email-del-11-de-diciembre-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/12\/11\/email-del-11-de-diciembre-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 11 de diciembre 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Uz4YQjFqodQ\/Uqg2T7aqxjI\/AAAAAAAAHYs\/KN3uUgd8IHE\/s1600\/Jen-Mazza_26.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jen-Mazza_26.jpg?resize=397%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2287\" width=\"397\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jen Mazza<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>\nHoy es mi\u00e9rcoles. Supongo que para el resto de los inocentes en esta absurda patra\u00f1a ser\u00e1 una jornada m\u00e1s, quiz\u00e1 cargada de im\u00e1genes de otros d\u00edas, ya sabes, esos recuerdos que fluyen desde la parte m\u00e1s rec\u00f3ndita del razonamiento humano y que capacitan nuestro aguante y pasi\u00f3n por sobrevivir un tiempo indeterminado. Me he apresurado a utilizar el adverbio \u00abquiz\u00e1\u00bb, porque es un comod\u00edn que s\u00f3lo funciona verdaderamente a trav\u00e9s del lenguaje escrito y me evita pensar y buscar otra salida ling\u00fc\u00edstica igualmente innecesaria, adem\u00e1s me produce una tremenda hilaridad absurda, complaciente, vers\u00e1til, voluble&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ma\u00f1ana ser\u00e1 jueves. Yo seguir\u00e9 intentando arrojar el resto de mi vida a la basura. Por alg\u00fan motivo que desconozco, continuar\u00e9 haci\u00e9ndolo con esta extrema parsimonia con la que me caracterizo como despojo errante; &nbsp;que s\u00f3lo sirve para degustar esos segundos in\u00fatiles, prefabricados a base de mand\u00edbulas de vida mugrientas y que en el mejor de los casos me proporcionar\u00e1 un epitafio vac\u00edo y carente de sentido o l\u00f3gica.<\/p>\n<p>De una cosa estoy seguro: nunca he existido.<\/p>\n<p>\nSaludos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jen Mazza Querida: Hoy es mi\u00e9rcoles. Supongo que para el resto de los inocentes en esta absurda patra\u00f1a ser\u00e1 una jornada m\u00e1s, quiz\u00e1 cargada de im\u00e1genes de otros d\u00edas, ya sabes, esos recuerdos que fluyen desde la parte m\u00e1s rec\u00f3ndita del razonamiento humano y que capacitan nuestro aguante y pasi\u00f3n por sobrevivir un tiempo indeterminado. 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