{"id":2292,"date":"2013-11-26T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T09:35:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:47","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:47","slug":"email-del-26-de-noviembre-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/11\/26\/email-del-26-de-noviembre-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 26 de noviembre 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-j569qXI6r60\/UpRrN-FTBkI\/AAAAAAAAHXc\/Ft403KMrXsw\/s1600\/Claes-Oldenburg_Plug-1970.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Claes-Oldenburg_Plug-1970.jpg?resize=400%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2293\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Claes Oldenburg. <i>Plug<\/i> (1970)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>\nTodos los electrodom\u00e9sticos de mi hogar se est\u00e1n rompiendo. Afortunadamente lo hacen con un cierto orden programado pero absurdamente obsolescente. En el espacio de diecis\u00e9is d\u00edas se han roto la lavadora, la nevera, una de las televisiones de plasma, el reproductor de Dvd, la tostadora, la licuadora, el Smartphone y el vibrador anal que gracias a su delgadez y flexibilidad me produc\u00eda sensaciones tan intensas e internas.<\/p>\n<p>Si no fuera porque la vida me ha hecho un tipo duro y poco propenso a los berrinches, ahora mismo deber\u00eda estar haci\u00e9ndome el harakiri. Pero olvid\u00e9 mencionarte antes que mi supercuchillo el\u00e9ctrico con bot\u00f3n de inyecci\u00f3n tambi\u00e9n se rompi\u00f3 hace unos pocos d\u00edas, cuando me preparaba un bocadillo de jam\u00f3n. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 vivir es tan duro? \u00bfCu\u00e1l es la raz\u00f3n de mi mala suerte? Me siento triste. Ahora mismo echo de menos mi querido vibrador anal, ese que gracias a su delgadez y flexibilidad me produc\u00eda sensaciones tan intensas e internas.<\/p>\n<p>Generalmente, cuando comento con alguien lo poco que duran los electrodom\u00e9sticos, cada uno de mis interlocutores invariablemente me da la raz\u00f3n y me cuenta sus desventuras con ellos. Pero eso no es suficiente para m\u00ed. Necesito saber por qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n los fabricantes quieren ganar dinero, tanto dinero y tan r\u00e1pidamente a costa de los idiotas, es decir, t\u00fa, yo y cada uno de nosotros que parece que no puede pasar ni diez minutos sin su robot de cocina o electrodom\u00e9stico favorito estropeado. \u00bfSabes cu\u00e1l es el \u00fanico que echo verdaderamente de menos? A Mart\u00edn, que es el nombre que puse a mi vibrador anal, ese que gracias a su delgadez y flexibilidad me produc\u00eda sensaciones tan intensas e internas.<\/p>\n<p>En estos momentos de mi vida, en los que el tiempo vuela de un modo supers\u00f3nico y cada d\u00eda s\u00f3lo dura un peque\u00f1o instante, tengo que malgastar parte de esos momentos en hacer c\u00e1balas para poder llegar al final del mes sin demasiados n\u00fameros rojos desfilando con esv\u00e1sticas. Al mismo tiempo que la existencia se escapa luciendo lencer\u00eda sexy, tengo que frecuentar conversaciones diarreicas que poco o nada hacen por mi intelecto y contemplar c\u00f3mo todo lo que alguna vez funcion\u00f3 o desempe\u00f1\u00f3 su propia actividad ahora se para, falla, o explota. Si no fueras tan sensible te explicar\u00eda c\u00f3mo se casc\u00f3 mi vibrador anal, ese que gracias a su delgadez y flexibilidad me produc\u00eda sensaciones tan intensas e internas.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn besazo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Claes Oldenburg. Plug (1970) Querida: Todos los electrodom\u00e9sticos de mi hogar se est\u00e1n rompiendo. Afortunadamente lo hacen con un cierto orden programado pero absurdamente obsolescente. En el espacio de diecis\u00e9is d\u00edas se han roto la lavadora, la nevera, una de las televisiones de plasma, el reproductor de Dvd, la tostadora, la licuadora, el Smartphone y 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