{"id":2328,"date":"2013-08-20T18:24:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-20T18:24:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:56","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:56","slug":"email-del-20-de-agosto-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/08\/20\/email-del-20-de-agosto-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 20 de agosto 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-JCq6cweTFoY\/UhPG0EB-4NI\/AAAAAAAAHFw\/EMS5ncZcMn0\/s1600\/PhilipGuston-two-fat-feet.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"336\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/PhilipGuston-two-fat-feet.jpg?resize=400%2C336&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2329\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Philip Guston. <i>Two fat feet<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>\nUn vecino me ha denunciado por ser feo, as\u00ed que he intentado ponerme en contacto telef\u00f3nico con mi abogado, pero su secretar\u00eda me ha dicho que lo detuvieron la semana pasada por meterse un Danonino por el&#8230; bueno, ya puedes imagin\u00e1rtelo. Adem\u00e1s, el t\u00edo lo hizo delante de dos leones, en el Zoo, con tan mala suerte que un defensor de los derechos de los animales que pasaba por all\u00ed en ese momento lo vio y es el que lo ha delatado. Personalmente, desconf\u00edo de los chivatos, aunque lo hagan por una causa justa. A\u00fan recuerdo c\u00f3mo destrozaron la vida a un amigo m\u00edo hace unos cuantos a\u00f1os. Su propia madre lo denunci\u00f3 por decir \u00abandara\u201d en lugar de \u201canduviera y le cayeron cuatro a\u00f1os. Al final, lo soltaron a los tres a\u00f1os, pero el da\u00f1o ya hab\u00eda sido hecho. Nunca volvi\u00f3 a ser el mismo. Ahora se dedica a esnifar la suciedad que se esconde entre las u\u00f1as de los pies. Para conseguir tales inmundicias tiene que raptar a la gente, atarla a una silla y con un palillo y mucho cuidado, sacar esa asquerosidad y prepararla en forma de raya. Bueno, voy a tratar de ahorrarte los detalles, no quiero que me acusen de fomentar las drogas esnifables.<\/p>\n<p>La verdad es que no pensaba escribirte hoy. Si lo he hecho no ha sido para contarte mis problemas con los vecinos o para contarte est\u00fapidas historias de gente rara. Te escribo para recordarte la suerte que tienes de ser mi amiga. Pero esa suerte, a partir de ma\u00f1ana, te va a costar 25 Euros a la semana. Si no me los pagas, dejar\u00e9 de ser tu amigo y la oscuridad volver\u00e1 a tu vida. Y como no te ver\u00e1s, te caer\u00e1s. Y te romper\u00e1s la primera y segunda costilla flotante. \u00a1No te enfades! Estaba de broma. No te voy a cobrar 25, sino 15, es decir, 60 al mes y 720 al a\u00f1o. Si te sirve de consuelo, has de saber que el resto de mis 38 amigos de diferentes sexos, ya pagan ese impuesto emocional desde hace lustros. \u00bfC\u00f3mo si no te explicas que con el dinero que gano sea capaz de sufragar las org\u00edas que organizo?<\/p>\n<p>Ahora te tengo que dejar. Espero recibir el primer \u00absueldo\u00bb antes del s\u00e1bado.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn besazo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Philip Guston. Two fat feet Querida: Un vecino me ha denunciado por ser feo, as\u00ed que he intentado ponerme en contacto telef\u00f3nico con mi abogado, pero su secretar\u00eda me ha dicho que lo detuvieron la semana pasada por meterse un Danonino por el&#8230; bueno, ya puedes imagin\u00e1rtelo. Adem\u00e1s, el t\u00edo lo hizo delante de dos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2329,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/PhilipGuston-two-fat-feet.jpg?fit=400%2C336&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}