{"id":2330,"date":"2013-08-19T18:19:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:37:56","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:37:56","slug":"email-del-19-de-agosto-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/08\/19\/email-del-19-de-agosto-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 19 de agosto 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-S35knr9CQzk\/UhJhgPrxDrI\/AAAAAAAAHFE\/xPa5aNTJWW8\/s1600\/John%2BBaldessari-money-with-space-between-1994.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/JohnBaldessari-money-with-space-between-1994.jpg?resize=376%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2331\" width=\"376\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">John Baldessari. <i>Money with space between<\/i> (1994)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>\nPor alguna raz\u00f3n inexplicable, no puedo ponerme los pantalones. Algo en mi cerebro impide enviar una orden tan sencilla como esa al resto del cuerpo. Supongo que tendr\u00e9 que salir a la calle sin ellos, quiz\u00e1 con una toalla rode\u00e1ndome la cintura. Pero \u00bfqu\u00e9 toalla? \u00bfLa roja o la verde? Bueno, no creo que eso sea importante ahora. Hace algunos a\u00f1os me sucedi\u00f3 algo parecido. De repente, un d\u00eda no pod\u00eda ponerme el sombrero, ni siquiera un biso\u00f1\u00e9 o una servilleta en la cabeza. Esta situaci\u00f3n, por llamarla de alguna manera, dur\u00f3 73 horas; luego todo volvi\u00f3 a la normalidad. Supongo que deber\u00eda visitar a un neur\u00f3logo, o quiz\u00e1s a un psiquiatra. No s\u00e9. Todo se est\u00e1 volviendo tan irreal&#8230; Hasta mis gustos est\u00e1n cambiando de una forma que me asusta. Ayer vi y, lo que es peor, disfrut\u00e9, una pel\u00edcula titulada<i> \u00abLas aventuras de Joselito en Am\u00e9rica\u00bb<\/i>. \u00bfQu\u00e9 es lo que me est\u00e1 pasando?<\/p>\n<p>Si fuera aviador podr\u00eda autodiagnosticarme y llamar a todo esto que me sucede \u00abincapacitaci\u00f3n sutil\u00bb, pero no soy m\u00e1s que un puto chiflado con aspecto de escarabajo, sobre todo cuando me visto de negro. Cuando estoy completamente l\u00facido soy capaz de determinar el valor de la desviaci\u00f3n de la luz polarizada por un estereois\u00f3mero \u00f3pticamente activo, pero cuando estoy en un momento bajo, hasta chupar un caramelo se puede convertir en una complicaci\u00f3n insalvable.<\/p>\n<p>En mi opini\u00f3n, creo que estoy pasando una fase descoordinada debida a una fatiga de parte de los materiales cerebrales. La facultad de comprender, juzgar, comparar y deducir es pr\u00e1cticamente inexistente. Pronto me convertir\u00e9 en una piedra. Cuando esto suceda, ni siquiera podr\u00e9 pedir ayuda. De todas formas, el auxilio no es una de las prioridades humanas, por lo menos en estos tiempos que corren y, sobre todo, en esta sociedad capitalista y demencial, donde la mayor parte de sus individuos prefieren hacer sonar sus joyas al ritmo que mandan los compositores supremos, es decir, patronal (todos), pol\u00edticos (una gran parte) y gangsters (sin comentarios).<\/p>\n<p>Llegados a este punto, o sea, el cuarto p\u00e1rrafo, no puedo dejar de preguntarme hasta cu\u00e1ndo voy a permitir a mis candorosas c\u00e9lulas que sigan reproduci\u00e9ndose con total descontrol. Vivir en un planeta infectado de memez y encefalogramas planos no sale rentable. Es preferible fornicar con el futuro oscuro y sexy del interior de un ata\u00fad magn\u00edficamente acolchado, que enfrentarse a la falsa seguridad indiciaria y dejadez entr\u00f3pica que promulga a los cuatro vientos el bastardo mono erguido.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Baldessari. Money with space between (1994) Hola: Por alguna raz\u00f3n inexplicable, no puedo ponerme los pantalones. Algo en mi cerebro impide enviar una orden tan sencilla como esa al resto del cuerpo. Supongo que tendr\u00e9 que salir a la calle sin ellos, quiz\u00e1 con una toalla rode\u00e1ndome la cintura. Pero \u00bfqu\u00e9 toalla? \u00bfLa roja 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