{"id":2334,"date":"2013-08-17T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-17T07:37:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:00","slug":"email-del-17-de-agosto-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/08\/17\/email-del-17-de-agosto-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 17 de agosto 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/--R5jW3Jaxjs\/Ug8oIgBBN6I\/AAAAAAAAHEk\/XdELzb6zbS4\/s1600\/img_8635-version-21.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/img_8635-version-21.jpg?resize=245%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2335\" width=\"245\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Anjal\u00e9 Perrault&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga m\u00eda:<\/p>\n<p>\nLo primero que hago todas las ma\u00f1anas nada m\u00e1s levantarme es visitar a las plantas que viven en mi balc\u00f3n y cambiar algunas impresiones con ellas. Generalmente, a esas horas de la madrugada -pues no olvides que me levanto a las seis- todas tienen bastante buen humor, excepto un <i>Kalanchoe<\/i> viejo y resabido, con aspecto de rama banzai atorada, que resopla como un cachalote cada vez que yo expreso una idea l\u00f3gica o trascendental. Aunque no suelo hacerle demasiado caso, te confieso que a veces he estado a punto de rociarlo con gasolina y hacer una peque\u00f1a pira de fuego con \u00e9l. Pero no ser\u00eda justo para su amante, un <i>Cotyledon<\/i> joven y lustroso que desde que lo adquir\u00ed conserva un talante abierto, cordial y muy receptivo. \u00a1A veces el amor puede ser bastante psic\u00f3tico! \u00bfO es s\u00f3lo sexo interespecie? La verdad, no me preocupa en absoluto. Todas mis plantas tienen carta verde para hacer lo que les apetezca en cada momento, sin tener que responder a una raz\u00f3n absoluta determinada. No olvidemos que cada uno de nosotros, humanos o vegetales, no exist\u00edamos en un principio, y ahora que sabemos qu\u00e9 significa el t\u00e9rmino \u00abestablecerse\u00bb, siempre nos quedamos donde estamos, porque nos aterran los cambios. Y siguiendo ese razonamiento imperfecto, yo ser\u00eda un badulaque de primera categor\u00eda si no supiera distinguir d\u00f3nde empiezan y terminan mis obligaciones para\/con cada uno de mis vegetales org\u00e1nicos.<\/p>\n<p>Otra cosa ser\u00eda que \u00e9stos seres fotosint\u00e9ticos y enormemente complejos desgastaran mi tiempo o tuvieran la capacidad para hacerme m\u00e1s infeliz de lo que ahora soy. Entonces, y de eso estoy completamente seguro, sustituir\u00eda la pasi\u00f3n por la obsesi\u00f3n y la ebriedad por la enfermedad. Es decir, volver\u00eda a cerrar el c\u00edrculo regresando a mi forma congenial. Y eso, nunca va a suceder.<\/p>\n<p>Hace un mont\u00f3n de a\u00f1os, mientras trataba de convencer a un par de insectos de los beneficios de la dieta carn\u00edvora en lugar de la herb\u00edvora, pues estaban comi\u00e9ndose literalmente todas mis plantas, vi una luz copulando con otra en el cielo. Quiz\u00e1 te preguntes: \u00bfY qu\u00e9? Y tienes toda la raz\u00f3n. &nbsp;\u00bfY qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n<p>Un saludo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anjal\u00e9 Perrault&nbsp; Amiga m\u00eda: Lo primero que hago todas las ma\u00f1anas nada m\u00e1s levantarme es visitar a las plantas que viven en mi balc\u00f3n y cambiar algunas impresiones con ellas. Generalmente, a esas horas de la madrugada -pues no olvides que me levanto a las seis- todas tienen bastante buen humor, excepto un Kalanchoe viejo 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