{"id":2340,"date":"2013-08-13T13:31:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T13:31:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:01","slug":"segundo-email-del-13-de-agosto-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/08\/13\/segundo-email-del-13-de-agosto-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 13 de agosto 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-LcfwZa9AQpo\/Ugo06iEewvI\/AAAAAAAAHB0\/g-6pYFdwv5I\/s1600\/EricFischl-Krefeld%2Bredux-%2BBedroom%2C%2BScene%2B3%2C%2BMistakes%2BMistakes%21%2BEverything%2BShakes%2BFrom%2Ball%2Bthe%2BMistakes%2B2004.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"307\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/EricFischl-Krefeldredux-BedroomScene3MistakesMistakesEverythingShakesFromalltheMistakes2004.jpg?resize=400%2C307&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2341\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Eric Fischl. <i>Bedroom, scene 3, mistakes mistakes! Everything shakes from all the mistakes<\/i> (2004)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola nuevamente:<\/p>\n<p>\nEsta ma\u00f1ana, cuando he despertado he descubierto a una gorda completamente tatuada de los pies a la cabeza manipulando una de mis partes m\u00e1s inmanipulables, mientras al fondo de la habitaci\u00f3n otras tres gordas puntuaban lo que ve\u00edan con unas cartulinas blancas y grandes repletas de n\u00fameros negros que iban del 0 a 10. Cuando, presa de la desesperaci\u00f3n, he intentado que la manipuladora se tragase varias de esas cartulinas, me he vuelto a despertar. Esta vez me encontraba completamente empapado en un descomunal cubo de pl\u00e1stico lleno de tipos y tipas tambi\u00e9n bastante mojados. De vez en cuando, una manaza con la envergadura de una catedral cog\u00eda a uno de esos tipos y con la ayuda de la otra lo tend\u00eda al sol con unas pinzas de madera semejantes en forma y tama\u00f1o a un ata\u00fad. Cuando despu\u00e9s de varios intentos en los que pude zafarme al final me cogi\u00f3 a m\u00ed, solt\u00e9 un grito tan desgarrador y fuerte que lo escucharon en Nongbua Lamfu y me despert\u00e9 ba\u00f1ado en sudores. Esta vez estaba en mi habitaci\u00f3n, sin gordas, ni puntuaciones, pero temblando y con un aspecto lamentable. Mientras me dirig\u00eda al ba\u00f1o, escuch\u00e9 una voz que sal\u00eda de mi barriga y que dec\u00eda:<br \/>\n-Soy tu c\u00e1ncer de est\u00f3mago. Espero que el d\u00eda de hoy sea feliz, porque a partir de ma\u00f1ana te esperan sufrimientos y l\u00e1grimas<br \/>\nApenas hab\u00eda tratado de asimilar esas palabras, cuando algo que se encontraba m\u00e1s o menos por detr\u00e1s y bastante profundo grit\u00f3:<br \/>\n-\u00a1Oh, c\u00e1llate idiota! Si alguien se va a llevar a este tipo al otro barrio voy a ser yo, tu c\u00e1ncer de colon, por cierto, bastante avanzado y con una met\u00e1stasis muy seria.<br \/>\nMientras me palpaba el trasero sin demasiada convicci\u00f3n, se puso a hablar una peca roja y de unos cinco mil\u00edmetros que ten\u00eda desde hace a\u00f1os en un hombro:<br \/>\n-\u00bfSab\u00e9is por d\u00f3nde me paso vuestros tumores? &nbsp;\u00bfLo sab\u00e9is? Donde se encuentre un buen c\u00e1ncer de piel, que se quiten las inmundicias.<br \/>\n&#8211; Oye t\u00fa, yo estaba destrozando sus c\u00e9lulas mucho antes de que t\u00fa nacieras-, replic\u00f3 indignada la voz del trasero.<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh. No. Nooooo. Como c\u00e1ncer de est\u00f3mago y visto c\u00f3mo se ha alimentado este botarate durante los \u00faltimos 51 a\u00f1os, es mi deber acabar con su vida y, adem\u00e1s, de una forma repugnante y mal\u00e9vola.<br \/>\nCansado de escuchar a mis partes corporales despotricar como rameras, intent\u00e9 serenarme, pero al sentarme en el sof\u00e1 una flatulencia poco musical y descontrolada me despert\u00f3 del tercer sue\u00f1o consecutivo y encadenado. Cuando me incorpor\u00e9 cog\u00ed una zapatilla y me golpe\u00e9 cuatro veces en las mejillas. No cab\u00eda ninguna duda. Esta vez, estaba despierto.<\/p>\n<p>\nAbrazos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eric Fischl. Bedroom, scene 3, mistakes mistakes! 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