{"id":2362,"date":"2013-07-22T07:32:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-22T07:32:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:06","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:06","slug":"email-del-22-de-julio-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/07\/22\/email-del-22-de-julio-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de julio 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-KCINhrqX_RI\/Uezh26jQRqI\/AAAAAAAAG-g\/dDPtqGL4S_0\/s1600\/PierreSubleyras-l%27excusedel%27artiste.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/PierreSubleyras-lexcusedelartiste.jpg?resize=305%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2363\" width=\"305\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Pierre Subleyras. <i>L&#8217;excuse del&#8217;artiste<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>\nHace una hora me he zampado un croissant. Por alguna extra\u00f1a raz\u00f3n su sabor se parec\u00eda m\u00e1s al de dos croissants. Y eso me ha sumido en una est\u00fapida perplejidad inmanente. Desde ese fat\u00eddico instante, no dejo de pensar en algunos misterios claramente ontol\u00f3gicos como el Ser o la Nada, pero al mismo tiempo, intento no dejar de lado la absoluta relaci\u00f3n que mantengo conmigo mismo y con los productos comestibles que de una u otra forma engordan y, a la larga, hacen que me sienta como un idiota seboso que se esconde en el retrete de una f\u00e1brica de flotadores intentando no ser pulverizado por un ente invisible que solamente disfruta bloqueando las lipasas gastrointestinales.<\/p>\n<p>Dos minutos despu\u00e9s de tragarme el croissant he pensado que seguramente deber\u00eda haber comprado una ensaimada. Siempre me ha parecido uno de los productos de boller\u00eda m\u00e1s provocadores que se elaboran. Y no es porque me recuerde a un excremento vacuno. La verdad es que soy incapaz de explicar la raz\u00f3n, pero cada vez que veo una ensaimada expuesta en un anaquel, me entran unas terribles ganas de acostarme con una panadera. A veces incluso con su marido. Supongo que debe ser parte de la espeluznante crisis de valores que estoy padeciendo. \u00a1La vida es tan asquerosamente erecta!<\/p>\n<p>Desde hace un par de meses estoy regando a uno de mis <i>Ficus<\/i> con coca-cola. Creo que lo he convertido en un adicto, porque antes de ayer lo pill\u00e9 rob\u00e1ndome una lata de la nevera. Como castigo le he obligado a que le haga un cunnilingus a una hortensia durante media hora. Desconozco si tal punici\u00f3n servir\u00e1 de algo, y m\u00e1s conociendo el aborrecimiento que la higuera siente por el sexo oral, pero necesitaba imponer mi autoridad, y de paso dar rienda suelta a mi lascivia demente y obsesiva.<\/p>\n<p>Me estoy convirtiendo en el paradigma de la perversidad. En una especie de cruce entre el emperador Tiberio, Gilles de Rais y la ratoncita Minnie. Ning\u00fan cuerpo desnudo humano o aparador de nogal estilo dec\u00f3 est\u00e1 libre de mi apetito insaciable, voraz y desalmado. Deber\u00edais encerrarme. Si no lo hac\u00e9is, yo, ejem, me lavo las manos.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn saludazo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pierre Subleyras. L&#8217;excuse del&#8217;artiste Querida: Hace una hora me he zampado un croissant. Por alguna extra\u00f1a raz\u00f3n su sabor se parec\u00eda m\u00e1s al de dos croissants. Y eso me ha sumido en una est\u00fapida perplejidad inmanente. Desde ese fat\u00eddico instante, no dejo de pensar en algunos misterios claramente ontol\u00f3gicos como el Ser o la Nada, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2363,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/PierreSubleyras-lexcusedelartiste.jpg?fit=306%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}