{"id":2374,"date":"2013-07-07T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-07T11:19:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:12","slug":"email-del-7-de-julio-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/07\/07\/email-del-7-de-julio-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de julio 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-jfocD1jqIYw\/UdlOl95nNUI\/AAAAAAAAG8Q\/jbuxgT35Xgw\/s1600\/Jamie%2BWyeth-whale-1978.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"306\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/JamieWyeth-whale-1978.jpg?resize=400%2C306&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2375\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jamie Wyeth. <i>Whale <\/i>(1978)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>\nSi sustituyeras un \u00e1tomo de hidr\u00f3geno del amon\u00edaco por un hidroxilo obtendr\u00edas un cuerpo llamado hidroxilamina, aunque para ser sinceros, no tengo ni idea para qu\u00e9 diantres puede servir este dichoso potingue s\u00f3lido, pero necesitaba empezar este email de una forma arrasadora.<\/p>\n<p>Hoy he aprendido a coger con la boca el arenque que me ofrece uno de mis cuidadores. Estoy plet\u00f3rico porque no es nada f\u00e1cil. La semana pr\u00f3xima me van a ense\u00f1ar a hacer cabriolas en el aire y a saludar al p\u00fablico con una aleta. Y para que esos futuros ejercicios salgan a la perfecci\u00f3n debo ponerme m\u00e1s fuerte, por eso llevo un r\u00e9gimen especial compuesto de algas y pienso producido con restos de krill y plancton. Realmente me encuentro muy a gusto en mi nuevo rol de cet\u00e1ceo y no volver\u00eda a transmutarme en humano aunque me prometieran la vida eterna.<\/p>\n<p>Mientras fui uno de vosotros no pas\u00e9 ni un s\u00f3lo d\u00eda que no pudiera decir que fue totalmente desperdiciado. Porque rodeado de idiotas y de gente superficial no se puede llegar a profundizar en uno mismo ni mantener una posici\u00f3n ecl\u00e9ctica o imparcial. Estar flanqueado por llorones y enajenados las 24 horas del d\u00eda me convirti\u00f3 en una especie de monstruo cerebral e insensible, al que no le quedaba otro remedio que alimentarse de su propia falta de percepci\u00f3n. Convivir con mentirosos y resentidos me sumi\u00f3 en un estado de trance similar al que padece un adicto a los narc\u00f3ticos cuya \u00fanica preocupaci\u00f3n diaria es conseguir m\u00e1s mierda que meterse en el cuerpo, para de esta manera convertirse en un cad\u00e1ver sin emociones carente de toda l\u00f3gica y falto de opini\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>En estos momentos dependo de humanos, pero no me importa, pues soy un mam\u00edfero placentario marino con una dentici\u00f3n particular y unas terribles ganas de agradar a mis protectores. Cuando aprendo un nuevo truco, me recompensan. Cuando interpreto a la perfecci\u00f3n mi papel se sienten realizados. Por las noches me dejan alimentarme con las migajas de mi soledad y por el d\u00eda me demuestran su rid\u00edculamente espantosa superioridad. &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Si sustituyeras azufre por ox\u00edgeno en el grupo isocianato obtendr\u00edas un grupo funcional conocido por el nombre de sotiocianato, aunque para ser sinceros, no tengo ni idea para qu\u00e9 diantres puede servir este dichoso potingue acuoso, pero necesitaba terminar este email de otra forma arrasadora.<\/p>\n<p>\nAbrazos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jamie Wyeth. Whale (1978) Amiga: Si sustituyeras un \u00e1tomo de hidr\u00f3geno del amon\u00edaco por un hidroxilo obtendr\u00edas un cuerpo llamado hidroxilamina, aunque para ser sinceros, no tengo ni idea para qu\u00e9 diantres puede servir este dichoso potingue s\u00f3lido, pero necesitaba empezar este email de una forma arrasadora. Hoy he aprendido a coger con la boca [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2375,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/JamieWyeth-whale-1978.jpg?fit=400%2C307&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}