{"id":2376,"date":"2013-07-05T12:57:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-05T12:57:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:12","slug":"email-del-5-de-julio-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/07\/05\/email-del-5-de-julio-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de julio 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MLmXZwvsCy4\/Udfp6d-tQVI\/AAAAAAAAG7s\/QwyWfHCGDQ8\/s1600\/man-table-fish.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/man-table-fish.jpg?resize=400%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2377\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Michael Sowa. <i>Man, table, fish<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Un cenicero ha resultado muerto y dos vasos heridos esta ma\u00f1ana, cuando la bandeja de madera donde estaban depositados ha volado por los aires cuando un pi\u00e9 (m\u00edo) descontrolado la ha golpeado. El padre biol\u00f3gico del cenicero me ha amenazado de muerte y un pariente de uno de los vasos ha prometido vengarse. La bandeja, aunque no ha sufrido da\u00f1os f\u00edsicos considerables ha tenido que ser internada en un hospital psiqui\u00e1trico y en estos momentos cree que es una servilleta rectangular de tela.<\/p>\n<p>Como ver\u00e1s mi vida sigue revuelta. Mis nervios agotados no pueden resistir tanto aburrimiento y, a veces, suceden estas cosas. Tengo miedo de salir al balc\u00f3n a ver a mis plantas por si se han amotinado e intentan estrangularme. Hace un ratito he o\u00eddo unas voces extra\u00f1as que sal\u00edan del v\u00e1ter. Creo que era el inodoro, pero no estoy seguro. Es posible que despu\u00e9s de tantos a\u00f1os de tragar mierda se sienta un poco hastiado y quiera tomarse la revancha. Yo, por si acaso, estoy haciendo mis necesidades en un caj\u00f3n de la c\u00f3moda y me lavo la cara con coca cola.<\/p>\n<p>Te cuento esto porque no s\u00e9 si ma\u00f1ana seguir\u00e9 vivo. Si no es as\u00ed, te ruego que seas t\u00fa la que organice mis exequias. \u00bfPodr\u00edas escribir un bonito paneg\u00edrico donde se ensalce mi humanismo y mi extraordinaria contribuci\u00f3n al prejuicio cognitivo?<\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael Sowa. Man, table, fish Amiga: Un cenicero ha resultado muerto y dos vasos heridos esta ma\u00f1ana, cuando la bandeja de madera donde estaban depositados ha volado por los aires cuando un pi\u00e9 (m\u00edo) descontrolado la ha golpeado. El padre biol\u00f3gico del cenicero me ha amenazado de muerte y un pariente de uno de los [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2377,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/man-table-fish.jpg?fit=400%2C270&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2376\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}