{"id":2380,"date":"2013-07-03T04:42:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T04:42:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:13","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:13","slug":"email-del-3-de-julio-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/07\/03\/email-del-3-de-julio-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de julio 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-v_dZMJnjSM8\/Udfq8EMoELI\/AAAAAAAAG74\/ZeVWOeca-ns\/s1600\/Phil%2BHale-hake_playboy.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/PhilHale-hake_playboy.jpg?resize=270%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2381\" width=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Phil Hale. <i>Hake playboy<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Nadie que est\u00e9 en su sano juicio lo rebatir\u00eda. Podr\u00eda ser discutido, por supuesto, pero la controversia no deber\u00eda durar m\u00e1s de un minuto. Incluso es factible que todas las t\u00edas, t\u00edos, primas y primos del mundo, o quiz\u00e1 una peque\u00f1a parte de ellas y ellos estuvieran en contra. Personalmente lo tengo muy claro: Facebook es un lugar maravilloso para Marujas de ambos sexos. Una persona juiciosa nunca podr\u00eda permanecer aqu\u00ed. Entonces, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 cojones sigo en este club de inadaptados y solitarios que fomenta la estulticia y la eleva a cotas dif\u00edciles de imaginar?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Tocar la guitarra me relaja. Cuando rasgueo las cuerdas con los dedos, es como si una pluma invisible escapada de un n\u00f3rdico de plumas y plum\u00f3n al 50 % acariciara mis entra\u00f1as. Mientras exploro la inmensidad de acordes de s\u00e9ptima, menores y disminuidos, s\u00e9 que todo me pertenece. Puede que esas seis cuerdas met\u00e1licas no tengan un tacto deseable, aunque eso es algo que hace tiempo ha dejado de preocuparme.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Las calles est\u00e1n repletas de deficientes err\u00e1ticos. Cuando reparan en que alguien les est\u00e1 observando, sobreact\u00faan y aten\u00faan sus movimientos obsecuentes. Yo hace muchos a\u00f1os que no soy humano, por lo tanto estoy en condiciones de re\u00edrme de todos y desear que el n\u00famero de embolias aumente exponencialmente. Algunos de ellos parecen \u00edncubos, otros simplemente cillereros lu\u00e9ticos. La mayor parte no pueden reprimir una mueca de asco por seguir vivos y, los pocos que nacieron con su capacidad cerebral intacta, han acabado por venderse. Son aut\u00f3matas con el mecanismo principal oxidado, y su ponzo\u00f1a t\u00f3xica acabar\u00e1 por engullirlos.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Soy una planta que necesita ser regada. Soy el tiesto que la aloja, la tierra que impide que se caiga y el abono que la hace crecer. Soy un haz de luz irradiado por la combusti\u00f3n de las heces, y me enfado cuando alguien escarba en mi inmundicia. Soy un ruido, un lamento. Soy parte de la sustancia, de la esencia. \u00a1Y vosotros sois rameras!<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phil Hale. Hake playboy Amiga: Nadie que est\u00e9 en su sano juicio lo rebatir\u00eda. Podr\u00eda ser discutido, por supuesto, pero la controversia no deber\u00eda durar m\u00e1s de un minuto. Incluso es factible que todas las t\u00edas, t\u00edos, primas y primos del mundo, o quiz\u00e1 una peque\u00f1a parte de ellas y ellos estuvieran en contra. 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