{"id":2402,"date":"2013-06-03T14:49:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-03T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:18","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:18","slug":"segundo-email-del-3-de-junio-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/06\/03\/segundo-email-del-3-de-junio-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 3 de junio 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-g5fV2LaxMQQ\/Uayx3gV1ToI\/AAAAAAAAG1A\/LqZrUB58kQw\/s1600\/False-Mirror-1928.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/False-Mirror-1928.jpg?resize=400%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2403\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Rene Magritte. <i>False mirror<\/i> (1928)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>\nAcabo de leer un libro maravilloso. Se titula \u00ab<i>Somet\u00ed a tus picores<\/i>\u00bb y est\u00e1 escrito por el famoso hipnotizador Plinio Fern\u00e1ndez. Pero creo que es mejor que te copie algunos p\u00e1rrafos en lugar de explicarte su argumento:<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>\u00abHe hipnotizado a una ladilla. Omitir\u00e9 de d\u00f3nde he sacado ese anopluro porque soy un caballero, pero s\u00ed voy a comentar el resultado de mis experimentos con el ectopar\u00e1sito. Al principio llegu\u00e9 a dudar que fuera posible inducir a un insecto mediante la sugesti\u00f3n y as\u00ed poder someter su voluntad, pero despu\u00e9s de 23 semanas de continuo trabajo, estoy en condiciones de afirmar que he obtenido un \u00e9xito arrollador.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/><\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/><\/i><br \/>\n<i>Viernes 23 de diciembre:<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/><\/i><br \/>\n<i>Despu\u00e9s de recostar a la ladilla en una posici\u00f3n c\u00f3moda y bajar la iluminaci\u00f3n hasta un punto bastante tenue, le he pedido que se imaginara que estaba en un lugar especial donde se sintiera absolutamente feliz (una vena p\u00fabica) mientras con una voz suave y reconfortante he conseguido convencerla de que era una prostituta de lujo. La sesi\u00f3n ha durado unos 30 minutos y he tenido que detenerla cuando se me ha insinuado.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/><\/i><br \/>\n<i>Domingo 14 de marzo:<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/><\/i><br \/>\n<i>Antes de empezar a trabajar he tenido que masajear al insecto ya que estaba en un estado de tensi\u00f3n deplorable. Mientras frotaba su abdomen, he pensado en albaricoques, por lo que en estos momentos me siento muy culpable.<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/><\/i><br \/>\n<i>Mi\u00e9rcoles 9 de julio:<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/><\/i><br \/>\n<i>Esta ma\u00f1ana la ladilla ha pedido para desayunar 1 cl. de sangre y un par de uvas. Como me he negado aduciendo que primero es el trabajo y que el refrigerio es s\u00f3lo un aspecto secundario del experimento, se ha negado en redondo a ser sugestionada, por lo que he acabado hipnotizando a una silla de mimbre para no dar por perdido el d\u00eda.\u00bb<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\nPodr\u00eda copiarte el libro entero, ya que es fascinante, pero entonces tendr\u00eda que pagar derechos de autor. Como mis finanzas me lo impiden, no me resta m\u00e1s que recomendarte amablemente a que adquieras dicho libro y desear que lo disfrutes igual o incluso m\u00e1s de que lo he gozado yo.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn beso<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rene Magritte. False mirror (1928) Amiga: Acabo de leer un libro maravilloso. Se titula \u00abSomet\u00ed a tus picores\u00bb y est\u00e1 escrito por el famoso hipnotizador Plinio Fern\u00e1ndez. Pero creo que es mejor que te copie algunos p\u00e1rrafos en lugar de explicarte su argumento: \u00abHe hipnotizado a una ladilla. Omitir\u00e9 de d\u00f3nde he sacado ese anopluro [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2403,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/False-Mirror-1928.jpg?fit=400%2C300&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}