{"id":2408,"date":"2013-05-31T20:12:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:19","slug":"segundo-email-del-31-de-mayo-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/05\/31\/segundo-email-del-31-de-mayo-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 31 de mayo 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-w07HFNsouyQ\/UakECL5SrXI\/AAAAAAAAG0A\/a1X5aMe2YW4\/s1600\/LBTE-justHanging.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/LBTE-justHanging.jpg?resize=330%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2409\" width=\"330\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Louise Bourgeois-Tracey Emin. <i>Just hanging<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola, otra vez:<\/p>\n<p>\nLlevo algunos d\u00edas con un terrible dolor de cabeza, que en ocasiones, incluso me impide concentrarme en mis quehaceres habituales, como por ejemplo, inventar insultos, mi pasatiempo preferido desde que descubr\u00ed que ten\u00eda un talento especial para ese menester. No me extra\u00f1ar\u00eda nada padecer de encefalomalacia o un c\u00e1ncer craneal metastasiado. De todas formas, y pese a la molestia, intento seguir con mi vida y, cuando me quejo, lo hago con la cabeza introducida en un cubo de agua para molestar lo m\u00ednimo posible a las moscas que alegres vuelan zumbando por mi hogar.<\/p>\n<p>Lo m\u00e1s problem\u00e1tico de las cefaleas, aparte del suplicio, es no saber cu\u00e1nto tiempo pasar\u00e1 hasta que el Ibuprofeno, el Paracetamol o el Dolalgial empiecen a hacer efecto. Por cierto, mis abuelos maternos ten\u00edan un remedio infalible para eliminarlas, pero desgraciadamente mi abuela tiene Alzheimer y no se acuerda de ning\u00fan componente y mi abuelo lleva muerto casi dos d\u00e9cadas.<\/p>\n<p>Los amerindios de las tribus Cherokee y Alibamu s\u00f3lo consegu\u00edan librarse de las jaquecas suicid\u00e1ndose, aunque la verdad, me parece un m\u00e9todo bastante impredecible. No es tan f\u00e1cil auto-eutanasiarse. Y si no que se lo digan a Wild Squirt, que era el nombre art\u00edstico de una bailarina de streptease que conoc\u00ed en mi juventud, y que intent\u00f3 acabar con su vida en 34 ocasiones a lo largo de tres a\u00f1os sin conseguirlo. Y todo porque su barra de hierro, en la que hac\u00eda complicados movimientos er\u00f3ticos, se oxid\u00f3 debido a la continua humededad. Claro que tambi\u00e9n se lo pod\u00edan preguntar a Mamerto \u00abBig\u00bb Mamerto que, completamente deprimido porque su nombre era capic\u00faa y, sobre todo, porque su novia se com\u00eda los mocos -pero no los suyos, sino los de su amante- trat\u00f3 de inmolarse arroj\u00e1ndose desde una altura de 25 cm fractur\u00e1ndose s\u00f3lo el anteh\u00e9lix de una oreja.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora voy a tratar de hacer algo que casi siempre minimiza el dolor, pero para eso necesito utilizar una mano, as\u00ed que voy a acabar apresuradamente este segundo email, no sin antes desear que tus padecimientos f\u00edsicos sean m\u00e1s benignos que los m\u00edos.<\/p>\n<p>\nSaludazos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Louise Bourgeois-Tracey Emin. Just hanging Hola, otra vez: Llevo algunos d\u00edas con un terrible dolor de cabeza, que en ocasiones, incluso me impide concentrarme en mis quehaceres habituales, como por ejemplo, inventar insultos, mi pasatiempo preferido desde que descubr\u00ed que ten\u00eda un talento especial para ese menester. No me extra\u00f1ar\u00eda nada padecer de encefalomalacia o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2409,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/LBTE-justHanging.jpg?fit=331%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2408\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}