{"id":2414,"date":"2013-05-28T09:27:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-28T09:27:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:24","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:24","slug":"email-del-28-de-mayo-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/05\/28\/email-del-28-de-mayo-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de mayo 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-KNms6tpVjEQ\/UaR3pOOAFEI\/AAAAAAAAGzE\/y9PyhhR3n1o\/s1600\/paul-cezanne-the-murder.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"318\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/paul-cezanne-the-murder.jpg?resize=400%2C318&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2415\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Paul C\u00e9zanne. <i>The Murder <\/i>(1867)&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>\nSupongo que existir\u00e1 un lugar tranquilo donde un sicario profesional pueda asesinarme. La verdad es que me gustar\u00eda que me volaran la cabeza en un jard\u00edn, rodeado de verde y humedad a partes iguales. Voy a pedir permiso para que me alquilen durante una hora el umbr\u00e1culo del bot\u00e1nico. Estoy seguro de que con media hora es suficiente, pero, \u00bfy si en el \u00faltimo momento empiezo a gemir o lloriquear implorando unos minutos m\u00e1s? S\u00ed, con una hora no corro riesgos.<\/p>\n<p>Una vez mi cuerpo empapado de sangre O+ quede inerte sobre la tierra arcillosa, quiero que me descuarticen. Lo m\u00e1s seguro es que el director del jard\u00edn se niegue a que el desmembramiento se efect\u00fae all\u00ed, por lo que deber\u00e9 alquilar una carretilla y un mozo forzudo y mal afeitado para que traslade mis restos a otro lugar. Ese otro lugar podr\u00eda ser cualquier zona alejada y poco transitada del antiguo cauce del r\u00edo. All\u00ed estar\u00eda esperando un carnicero profesional con sus \u00fatiles de trabajo. El troceamiento no deber\u00eda durar demasiado, pero por si surge alg\u00fan problema de \u00faltima hora, y sobre todo para que no se demore, contratar\u00eda tambi\u00e9n a un ayudante para el matarife.<\/p>\n<p>Quiero que entierren mis cinco extremidades en un agujero natural, es decir excavado por topos, conejos o zorros, y que el resto de trozos de lo que una vez fue mi cuerpo sea donado a la sociedad protectora de animales para que sirva de sustento a los perros y gatos. Todas mis propiedades materiales deber\u00e1n ser regaladas a indigentes, excepto mis tres guitarras y el piano, que ser\u00e1n destruidos e incinerados.<\/p>\n<p>Supongo que existir\u00e1 un lugar tranquilo en el infierno donde mi alma pueda arder lentamente. Quiero que mi esencia sabore\u00e9 los gozos de la culpa y del pecado. Y espero que los budistas est\u00e9n equivocados y la reencarnaci\u00f3n no sea m\u00e1s que otra estupidez humana inventada para narcotizar el dolor que se siente estando vivo.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn beso<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul C\u00e9zanne. The Murder (1867)&nbsp; Hola: Supongo que existir\u00e1 un lugar tranquilo donde un sicario profesional pueda asesinarme. La verdad es que me gustar\u00eda que me volaran la cabeza en un jard\u00edn, rodeado de verde y humedad a partes iguales. Voy a pedir permiso para que me alquilen durante una hora el umbr\u00e1culo del bot\u00e1nico. 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