{"id":2438,"date":"2013-05-16T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T11:39:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:29","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:29","slug":"segundo-email-del-16-de-mayo-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/05\/16\/segundo-email-del-16-de-mayo-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 16 de mayo 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-0xymkqWKYV0\/UZTFSezVJuI\/AAAAAAAAGv0\/4qt5PpTtPDo\/s1600\/agostinoArrivabene-fluctuating2006.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"342\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/agostinoArrivabene-fluctuating2006.jpg?resize=400%2C342&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2439\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Agostino Arrivabene. <i>Fluctuating<\/i> (2006)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola otra vez:<\/p>\n<p>\nEstoy intentando escribir una farsa sobre el azar y c\u00f3mo este puede trastocar la existencia. Como te considero mi mejor y m\u00e1s dura lectora, te copio unas cuantas l\u00edneas para que me des tu opini\u00f3n. Si despu\u00e9s de leerlas, piensas que es mejor que deje los ansiol\u00edticos y me someta a terapia de choque, har\u00e9 caso omiso a tus indicaciones y pasar\u00e1s de repente a encabezar la lista de mis m\u00e1s odiados enemigos:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abA finales del 2007, M encontr\u00f3 trabajo como acariciador de gatos y las cosas empezaron a ponerse dif\u00edciles para su familia. Al principio del 2009, su mujer F se qued\u00f3 embarazada y el gozo y el orgullo invadi\u00f3 por completo sus corazones. Todo cambi\u00f3 el 14 de abril del mismo a\u00f1o. Zumzum, una gata siamesa de aspecto rollizo y seductora denunci\u00f3 a M por tocamientos libidinosos y este fue imputado, juzgado y condenado a 20 a\u00f1os de c\u00e1rcel. En su celda fue sodomizado, torturado y arropado por J \u00abel levitador\u00bb y apalizado, escupido y acariciado por un guardia de prisiones que le dej\u00f3 embarazado psicol\u00f3gicamente. Dos a\u00f1os despu\u00e9s su caso fue revisado y se le concedi\u00f3 el indulto, pero el da\u00f1o ya estaba hecho. M se convirti\u00f3 en un violador exc\u00e9ntrico y caus\u00f3 verdadero terror durante el lustro siguiente. Le he llamado violador exc\u00e9ntrico, porque en realidad no violaba a sus v\u00edctimas; simplemente se contentaba con atarlas desnudas y conectarles un vibrador en el cl\u00edtoris durante cinco horas seguidas. La mayor parte de sus v\u00edctimas vivieron para poder contarlo, pero algunas quedaron impedidas para alcanzar orgasmos y una intent\u00f3 suicidarse introduciendo los labios vaginales en un helado de fresa y luego abri\u00e9ndose de piernas ante un h\u00e1mster neur\u00f3tico.\u00bb<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\nBueno, esto es lo que puedo pegarte sin edesvelar por completo la trama de la historia. De momento estoy en condiciones de aseverar que si alg\u00fan d\u00eda logro publicarlo, se me empezar\u00e1 a considerar como lo que soy, es decir, un verdadero creador por encima del resto de idiotas que, simplemente, hacen lo que pueden.<\/p>\n<p>\nBesitos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Agostino Arrivabene. Fluctuating (2006) Hola otra vez: Estoy intentando escribir una farsa sobre el azar y c\u00f3mo este puede trastocar la existencia. Como te considero mi mejor y m\u00e1s dura lectora, te copio unas cuantas l\u00edneas para que me des tu opini\u00f3n. Si despu\u00e9s de leerlas, piensas que es mejor que deje los ansiol\u00edticos y [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2439,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/agostinoArrivabene-fluctuating2006.jpg?fit=400%2C343&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2438\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}