{"id":2442,"date":"2013-05-12T10:20:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-12T10:20:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:30","slug":"email-del-12-de-mayo-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/05\/12\/email-del-12-de-mayo-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 12 de mayo 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-WvkVa0IEcqQ\/UY9syFWILnI\/AAAAAAAAGu8\/IKKxck8ab2o\/s1600\/glennBrown-2006-The-Hinterland_690.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/glennBrown-2006-The-Hinterland_690.jpg?resize=330%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2443\" width=\"330\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Glenn Brown. <i>The Hinterland <\/i>(2006)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola:<\/p>\n<p>\nDeber\u00edan embotellarme. \u00bfTe imaginas? Zumo de Gregory Pez sin az\u00facares a\u00f1adidos. Pero, \u00bfqui\u00e9n se iba a atrever a exprimirme? \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 licuadora descomunal iban a convertir mi carne y mis huesos en pulpa esponjosa? Quiero trocar mi masa en fluido incomprensible. Ya no quiero continuar existiendo con las part\u00edculas juntas y perfectamente estructuradas. Necesito sufrir una metamorfosis, pero sin cambiar de volumen y con el mismo n\u00famero de c\u00e9lulas, aunque no me importar\u00eda demasiado que estas cambiaran bioqu\u00edmicamente. Lo que me preocupa es el estado de mi h\u00edgado. Nunca ha sido el mismo desde que, a la edad de 7 a\u00f1os, alguien me dijo que todas las folcl\u00f3ricas eran lesbianas. Si me transformo, \u00bfcrees que mi h\u00edgado sintetizar\u00eda las encimas de una manera correcta o l\u00f3gica? Me disgustar\u00eda tanto convertirme en un gui\u00f1apo morfog\u00e9nico, trasojado y obtuso, palingen\u00e9sicamente hablando.<\/p>\n<p>Soy un Todo distinto de la suma de las partes que lo componen. Algunas de ellas, son detestables y se formaron en el vientre de mi madre, y la mayor parte son adquiridas o incluso robadas, pero todas intensifican una cualidad: la extravagancia. Nunca llegar\u00e1s a asimilar cuanto amo ese vocablo, pero estoy completamente convencido de que escrito con s, en lugar de con x, ganar\u00eda en personalidad fon\u00e9tica y su yum yum yum conceptual relativo, influir\u00eda indudablemente en la personalidad de los ineptos circunstanciales que, lejos de sentirse ofuscados al pronunciar una consonante obstruyente, que por narices antecede a una vocal, disfrutar\u00edan de una vida plena y realizada vocalizando y escribiendo la vig\u00e9sima segunda letra de nuestro alfabeto castellano, quiz\u00e1 la m\u00e1s sexy y seductora de todas las que representan gr\u00e1ficamente los fonemas del lenguaje.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora te tengo que dejar. Mi tafanario est\u00e1 dolido por estar sentado garabate\u00e1ndote ideas subversivas que nadie, ni siquiera t\u00fa, comprender\u00e1. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 forma m\u00e1s est\u00fapida de gastar el tiempo! En lugar de tocar el p\u00edfano, aqu\u00ed me tienes, intentando manumitir mi obsolescencia te\u00f3rica, en un vano intento de sentirme complacido. Pero ni siquiera la masturbaci\u00f3n cerebral puede alejarme de ese estado semicomatoso en el que me mantengo desde que cierto espermatozoide paterno fecund\u00f3 un ovulo parapl\u00e9jico y acobardado. \u00a1C\u00f3mo me gustar\u00eda ser un batracio!<\/p>\n<p>\nBesos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glenn Brown. The Hinterland (2006) Hola: Deber\u00edan embotellarme. \u00bfTe imaginas? Zumo de Gregory Pez sin az\u00facares a\u00f1adidos. Pero, \u00bfqui\u00e9n se iba a atrever a exprimirme? \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 licuadora descomunal iban a convertir mi carne y mis huesos en pulpa esponjosa? Quiero trocar mi masa en fluido incomprensible. Ya no quiero continuar existiendo con las part\u00edculas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2443,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/glennBrown-2006-The-Hinterland_690.jpg?fit=330%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}