{"id":2446,"date":"2013-05-09T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-09T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:31","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:31","slug":"email-del-9-de-mayo-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/05\/09\/email-del-9-de-mayo-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de mayo 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-DLP9FGncoOw\/UYvTFYob7eI\/AAAAAAAAGtk\/4mNzxyegEzQ\/s1600\/Van-gogh1886skeleton.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Van-gogh1886skeleton.jpg?resize=288%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2447\" width=\"288\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Van-Gogh. <i>Skeleton <\/i>(1886)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola:<\/p>\n<p>\n\u00a1Estoy tan cansado! Tan cansado que ni siquiera me apetece volver a jugar esta partida en la que conozco de antemano cada movimiento. Poco importa si juego con piezas blancas o negras, peones o reinas. Al final todo se reduce al Mal y al Bien luchando en una batalla demencial por el poder que impone la propia ambici\u00f3n. Este maldito juego, ama\u00f1ado previamente y que en apariencia no concluye m\u00e1s que con el deceso final, me empieza a resultar tan insoportable como los anuncios de Matias Prats jr con Linea Directa. Y no se me ocurre una forma m\u00e1s v\u00e1lida de acabar con esta sensaci\u00f3n desconcertante que suicidarme ingiriendo el contenido de cuatro desodorantes en roll-on, de esos que no dejan manchas en las axilas. Quiz\u00e1 cuando mi recuerdo s\u00f3lo sea una sonrisa ef\u00edmera en cada uno de los individuos de ambos sexos que tuvieron la mala suerte de conocerme, mi esp\u00edritu indolente pero libre, encuentre una raz\u00f3n para sentirse feliz por haber malvivido.<\/p>\n<p>Acabo de darme cuenta de que tengo un pinguino anidando en un sobaco. Amo demasiado a los animales como para desalojarlo de su vivienda, aunque eso implique demorar mi auto-eutanasia por un tiempo indeterminado. Desconozco c\u00f3mo ha llegado hasta ah\u00ed, pero no voy a interrogarlo. Mientras espero que se largue por sus propias patas, intentar\u00e9 sacar provecho a la maldita mala suerte que me persigue desde que aprend\u00ed a caminar de forma b\u00edpeda.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Joder! El pinguino no se mueve. \u00bfSer\u00e1 un golondrino?<\/p>\n<p>\nUn saludo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Van-Gogh. Skeleton (1886) Hola: \u00a1Estoy tan cansado! Tan cansado que ni siquiera me apetece volver a jugar esta partida en la que conozco de antemano cada movimiento. Poco importa si juego con piezas blancas o negras, peones o reinas. Al final todo se reduce al Mal y al Bien luchando en una batalla demencial por [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2447,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Van-gogh1886skeleton.jpg?fit=290%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2446\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}