{"id":2472,"date":"2013-04-07T20:36:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-07T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:41","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:41","slug":"email-del-7-de-abril-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/04\/07\/email-del-7-de-abril-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de abril 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-KBnScb8lt5I\/UWHYpTB0I8I\/AAAAAAAAGfE\/r-YEb71NjbI\/s1600\/van-meegeren-c3baltima-cena-juan-carlos-boveri.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/van-meegeren-c3baltima-cena-juan-carlos-boveri.jpg?resize=400%2C267&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2473\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Van Meegeren. <i>Los disc\u00edpulos de Ema\u00fas<\/i> (1936)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola:<\/p>\n<p>\nHace la tira de a\u00f1os escrib\u00ed un texto tonto e infantil que envi\u00e9 a algunas mujeres y a varios foros y que, a d\u00eda de hoy, es copiado indiscriminadamente en la red. No es que me sienta orgulloso de \u00e9l, ni de que me lo roben o plagien, s\u00f3lo que alucino con que algo tan idiota guste a la gente. Claro que si pensamos que el mundo est\u00e1 repleto de ac\u00e9milas campestres, no deber\u00eda llevarme las manos a la cabeza, sino al trasero. El problema es que carezco de culo desde que rebaj\u00e9 mi peso de 90 a 78, pero eso es otra historia. Te adjunto dicho escrito para que juzgues o vomites (lo que te siente mejor):<\/p>\n<p><i>Hola:<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Te escribir\u00eda una larga nota diciendo lo guapa que te encuentro y lo mucho que me ha gustado tu perfil, pero desgraciadamente esta noche ha fallecido es su pecera mi anchoa \u00abNarcisa\u00bb, y como comprender\u00e1s me encuentro afligido, aturdido, anonadado y descompuesto. Narcisa ten\u00eda 13 a\u00f1os y era un pez fuerte, hermoso y noble. Com\u00eda perfectamente y sus deyecciones eran alargadas, blancas y compactas, por lo que su fenecimiento es para m\u00ed un misterio insondable. Sus exequias se celebrar\u00e1n ma\u00f1ana en el cementerio de anchoas del Saler a las 16:30. Si acudes al funeral (pues estas cordialmente invitada) te ruego encarecidamente aportes algunas monedas de oro como amable, sincera y altruista donaci\u00f3n para el futuro proyecto del C.S.P.O. (centro de salud para peces \u00f3seos) En un futuro m\u00e1s lejano aspiramos a construir un segundo hospital para peces cartilaginosos.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\nTe preguntar\u00e1s la raz\u00f3n de mi tardanza en enviarte un nuevo email. La respuesta es simple: he estado buscando unas posaderas falsas, de esas que vienen cosidas a los calzoncillos. Aunque no las he encontrado, he llegado a la conclusi\u00f3n de que deb\u00eda escribirte y felicitarte por tu reciente lobotom\u00eda. Ahora ya sabes qu\u00e9 significa estar en la luna, o por lo menos cual es la distancia entre Lugo y Pontevedra.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo<\/p>\n<p>\nPD: \u00daltimamente, cuando pienso salta el diferencial de mi casa. \u00bfSe te ocurre qu\u00e9 puedo hacer para solucionar el problema? Y no me digas que deje de pensar, por favor&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Van Meegeren. Los disc\u00edpulos de Ema\u00fas (1936) Hola: Hace la tira de a\u00f1os escrib\u00ed un texto tonto e infantil que envi\u00e9 a algunas mujeres y a varios foros y que, a d\u00eda de hoy, es copiado indiscriminadamente en la red. No es que me sienta orgulloso de \u00e9l, ni de que me lo roben o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2473,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/van-meegeren-c3baltima-cena-juan-carlos-boveri.jpg?fit=400%2C268&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}