{"id":2494,"date":"2013-03-05T13:21:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T13:21:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:48","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:48","slug":"email-del-5-de-marzo-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/03\/05\/email-del-5-de-marzo-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 5 de marzo 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-02pgswmbrF4\/UTXxIHzP0RI\/AAAAAAAAGbQ\/wI1comSHV7E\/s1600\/110509.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"330\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/110509.jpg?resize=400%2C330&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2495\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh, <i>Olivos con cielo amarillo y sol <\/i>(1889)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Un pobre idiota se acerca a alguien que se cree superior y que al mismo tiempo se siente muy satisfecho de s\u00ed mismo y con cierta precauci\u00f3n le pregunta: \u00ab\u00bfangaaaah uluhu assshonitha?\u00bb El individuo que est\u00e1 convencido de que es un ente elegido aprieta con fuerza las manos y dirige la mirada al cielo, como maldici\u00e9ndolo por haber puesto delante de sus perfectos ojos a un memo; despu\u00e9s, agarra al infeliz por las solapas y le escupe a la cara que es un asqueroso imb\u00e9cil que sobra en este mundo y le advierte que nunca m\u00e1s, bajo ninguna circunstancia, se le ocurra volver a preguntarle algo.<\/p>\n<p>Pasan los a\u00f1os y ese aliado de las causas perdidas llamado \u00abtiempo\u00bb pone a ambos en su sitio. Un d\u00eda cualquiera, en una ciudad cualquiera, y bajo el manto de oscuridad que una luna menguante despliega con displicencia, el hip\u00f3crita malnacido se pierde en una intersecci\u00f3n de calles mal se\u00f1alizadas e intenta pedir ayuda a una anciana que pasea de la mano de otro idiota infeliz, pero de su boca s\u00f3lo sale una frase parecida a esta: \u00ab\u00bfanghala ugh ashamsah?\u00bb La abuela le mira con compasi\u00f3n y generosidad y en un acto de humildad suprema deja que su nieto responda. Este, incapaz de articular cualquier palabra, le coge de un brazo y le da un beso en la mano. Entonces, y en menos de un microsegundo, de esa especie de garra fr\u00eda unida a un cuerpo glacial, brotan un mill\u00f3n de flores de diversas formas y colores y con aromas intensos e inimaginables. Y de cada uno de esa multitud de p\u00e9talos y s\u00e9palos refulgentes brota un peque\u00f1o sol de aspecto deslumbrante. Y cuando todos los soles se unen entre s\u00ed, en una perfecta comuni\u00f3n de astros luminosos, la noche continua e incesante se transforma en d\u00eda, y a lo lejos, un destello esculpido en los deseos de cada uno de los idiotas o inteligentes que alguna vez se atrevieron a preguntar algo que desconoc\u00edan y no obtuvieron respuesta se estremece de gozo, porque el hombre y el ni\u00f1o, el sabio y el imb\u00e9cil, se han transformado casualmente en un Todo \u00fanico e indivisible. Poco importa si dicho haz es eterno o perecedero. Es tan d\u00e9bil la l\u00ednea que divide el curso del tiempo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent van Gogh, Olivos con cielo amarillo y sol (1889) Amiga: Un pobre idiota se acerca a alguien que se cree superior y que al mismo tiempo se siente muy satisfecho de s\u00ed mismo y con cierta precauci\u00f3n le pregunta: \u00ab\u00bfangaaaah uluhu assshonitha?\u00bb El individuo que est\u00e1 convencido de que es un ente elegido aprieta 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