{"id":2514,"date":"2013-02-04T13:19:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T13:19:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:53","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:53","slug":"email-del-4-de-febrero-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/02\/04\/email-del-4-de-febrero-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 4 de febrero 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-lfipMk-Cej8\/UQ-1ETgV8dI\/AAAAAAAAGUA\/uDaQV1YN4Dg\/s1600\/alanMcdonald2008prophetofdoom2.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/alanMcdonald2008prophetofdoom2.jpg?resize=400%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2515\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">Alan McDonald,&nbsp;<\/span><i style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">Prophet of doom<\/i><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">&nbsp;(2008)<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hola:<\/p>\n<p>He descubierto que si a un imb\u00e9cil le ensucias un ojo se vuelve inteligente. No me preguntes c\u00f3mo he llegado a esa conclusi\u00f3n, pero es la pura verdad, puedes hacer la prueba si quieres. Pero aseg\u00farate que lo haces correctamente, pues si en lugar de un ojo le ensucias una oreja, en menos de diez minutos el individuo en cuesti\u00f3n puede transformarse en un pomelo maduro o un traficante de licuadoras. \u00bfRecuerdas cuando revel\u00e9 a la comunidad cient\u00edfica que dentro de cada \u00e1tomo de agua vive una ballena divorciada y dos de sus peque\u00f1ines? Me tacharon de chalado e incluso alguno se atrevi\u00f3 a decir que yo no era cient\u00edfico, sino terror\u00edfico. Supongo que lo mismo pensar\u00edan del tipo que en un arrebato de lucidez extrema invent\u00f3 el vaso agujereado, pero ahora se venden incluso jofainas sin fondo, y se venden muy bien. El mayor fabricante del mundo tiene su sede central en Bangkok y factura al a\u00f1o catorce euros de beneficios, por supuesto sin descontar los gastos totales de producci\u00f3n y distribuci\u00f3n. De todas formas, no pienso dejar de investigar sobre la raz\u00f3n, el cerebro y las agujetas; y menos porque un atajo de investigadores a sueldo de las grandes multinacionales me insulten o me env\u00eden tarjetas de felicitaci\u00f3n navide\u00f1a en agosto. Yo soy yo, que no es poco, aunque a veces mis trastornos cut\u00e1neos quieran llevarse todos los m\u00e9ritos. Te prometo que no pienso cambiar; ya tengo suficiente con cambiarme de calzoncillos cada vez que Saturno, Venus y Mercurio se alinean sobre las pir\u00e1mides de Egipto.<\/p>\n<p>\nSaludos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan McDonald,&nbsp;Prophet of doom&nbsp;(2008) Hola: He descubierto que si a un imb\u00e9cil le ensucias un ojo se vuelve inteligente. No me preguntes c\u00f3mo he llegado a esa conclusi\u00f3n, pero es la pura verdad, puedes hacer la prueba si quieres. Pero aseg\u00farate que lo haces correctamente, pues si en lugar de un ojo le ensucias una [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2515,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/alanMcdonald2008prophetofdoom2.jpg?fit=400%2C341&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2514\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}