{"id":2524,"date":"2013-02-01T11:38:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-01T11:38:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:38:55","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:38:55","slug":"email-del-1-de-febrero-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/02\/01\/email-del-1-de-febrero-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 1 de febrero 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-WMyGeLcl12Y\/UQuo8cYtN3I\/AAAAAAAAGRg\/FoDIRKZ9MO4\/s1600\/Ken%2BCurrie-Two%2BFigures%2BAt%2BThe%2BBase%2BOf%2BA%2BCrucifixion%2B2009.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/KenCurrie-TwoFiguresAtTheBaseOfACrucifixion2009.jpg?resize=323%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2525\" width=\"323\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">Ken Currie,&nbsp;<\/span><i style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">Two Figures At The Base Of A Crucifixion<\/i><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; text-align: start;\">&nbsp;(2009)<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Cielo:<\/p>\n<p>\nNo s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 se ha armado tanto revuelo con lo del duque empalmado. \u00bfAcaso los duques, archiduques, condes, vizcondes, marqueses o barones no tienen derecho a gozar de una satisfactoria erecci\u00f3n, ya sabes, de esas que suelen rasgar los calzoncillos y que tan contentas ponen a las duquesas, archiduquesas, condesas, marquesas o fulanas contratadas a base de talonario nobiliario? Claro que tambi\u00e9n es posible que alguna de las consortes de sus se\u00f1or\u00edas, o como cojones se les deba llamar, puedan padecer el PSAS o S\u00edndrome de excitaci\u00f3n sexual persistente y prefieran llegar al orgasmo leyendo el prospecto de unos supositorios de glicerina antes que ser penetradas o incluso salivadas por sus arist\u00f3cratas maridos.<\/p>\n<p>Llegar a ser noble es muy f\u00e1cil. Existen tres maneras:<\/p>\n<p>A) CONCESI\u00d3N: Si te lo mereces porque has sido un cabr\u00f3n, has amasado fortuna explotando al obrero o simplemente has aparecido en el Libro Guinnes de los records por empalmarte delante de un mono.<br \/>\nB) HERENCIA: &nbsp;Lo heredas porque tu padre fue un cabr\u00f3n o amas\u00f3 fortuna explotando al obrero o simplemente porque te empalmaste en el zoo contemplando a un mono empalmado.<br \/>\nC) MATRIMONIO: Tambi\u00e9n denominado \u00abbraguetazo\u00bb; el t\u00edtulo se obtiene al casarte con un carcamal, sea del sexo que sea, -incluso un mono- para gozar de sus privilegios (y sus empalmes).<\/p>\n<p>Como ver\u00e1s lo tenemos muy f\u00e1cil. He decidido ser noble antes del a\u00f1o 3000. Me conformar\u00e9 con un t\u00edtulo vitalicio, pues no soporto la perpetuidad, ni siquiera si est\u00e1 engalanada con cachemire, cambray o charmeuse. En cuanto a los empalmes, bueno, una vez empalm\u00e9 un cable el\u00e9ctrico que pertenec\u00eda a una tostadora y cuando intent\u00e9 tostar un par de rebanadas de pan integral explot\u00f3 la casa de la madre pol\u00edtica de mi ex-vecino. \u00a1Cosas que pasan!<\/p>\n<p>La verdad, no s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 pierdo un valioso tiempo divagando sobre la nobleza; podr\u00eda haber despotricado sobre herpes genital o excrementos y seguramente no tendr\u00eda esta sensaci\u00f3n de inutilidad que aprisiona con fuerza cada una de mis c\u00e9lulas cancer\u00edgenas y que al mismo tiempo las convierte en agua de litines. Dejemos que el conde empalmado se vanaglorie de su esfuerzo. Al fin y al cabo, es preferible que nos sodomicen con un miembro erecto a que nos desollen vivos a base de latigazos.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn abrazo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ken Currie,&nbsp;Two Figures At The Base Of A Crucifixion&nbsp;(2009) Cielo: No s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 se ha armado tanto revuelo con lo del duque empalmado. \u00bfAcaso los duques, archiduques, condes, vizcondes, marqueses o barones no tienen derecho a gozar de una satisfactoria erecci\u00f3n, ya sabes, de esas que suelen rasgar los calzoncillos y que tan contentas 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