{"id":2540,"date":"2013-01-15T09:57:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T09:57:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:39:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:39:01","slug":"segundo-email-del-15-de-enro-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/01\/15\/segundo-email-del-15-de-enro-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Segundo email del 15 de enero 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-C66sSCyrymQ\/UPUn5Lc6I_I\/AAAAAAAAGNA\/0ZvtgbpNHZE\/s1600\/elisabethSonrel-Ladyofthecowparsley.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/elisabethSonrel-Ladyofthecowparsley.jpg?resize=330%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2541\" width=\"330\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; text-align: start;\">Elisabeth Sonrel,&nbsp;<\/span><i style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; text-align: start;\">Our Lady of the cow parsley<\/i><span style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; text-align: start;\">. S. XIX<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Hello, it\u00b4s me again:<\/p>\n<p>\nHace un rato me han presentado a una simp\u00e1tica y din\u00e1mica ramita de perejil. Al principio me ha desagradado su aspecto estirado y su pose de diva altanera y satisfecha, pero al cabo de unos minutos me he sentido prendado de ella y me la he llevado a casa. Ahora la tengo en un vaso de agua mineral, pero dentro de un rato la descuartizar\u00e9 con unas tijeras de cocina y esparcir\u00e9 sus mutilados trozos sobre una rodaja de merluza. La quiero con todo el amor que la naturaleza caprichosa me autorice a desperdiciar pero, al mismo tiempo, soy consciente de que me sirve para otros fines. Soy humano, es decir, interesado, previsible e hip\u00f3crita, y como tal, no puedo dejar que las emociones influyan sobre los hechos; tambi\u00e9n me considero pr\u00e1ctico, as\u00ed que en lugar de adorarla como a una Diosa y colmar sus deseos manteni\u00e9ndola con vida, he decidido sacrificarla en beneficio de mi salud f\u00edsica. Creo que podr\u00edamos haber sido muy felices caminando juntos por la playa o tumbados entrelazando nuestros brazos y ramas bajo la noche completamente tachonada de estrellas, pero no puedo permitirme el lujo de ser un inconsciente. Me la comer\u00e9, y la degustar\u00e9 con un placer escabroso, mientras una l\u00e1grima de cocodrilo se desliza sobre mi mejilla. No existe mayor deleite que comerse a la persona que amas&#8230; Bueno, es una suposici\u00f3n, nunca me he comido a nadie, pero todo es empezar. Podr\u00eda hacerme llamar \u00abel can\u00edbal de Benimaclet\u00bb y pasar a la historia ocupando titulares de prensa y entradas de blogs dedicados a serial killers. Pero caray, s\u00f3lo es un puto vegetal. No piensa, no se r\u00ede, ni siquiera es consciente de su pasado, presente o futuro. Fue creada para acabar condimentando un alimento, y otro final diferente hubiera sido un epitafio insulso para la verdulera que con aspecto henchido de falso gozo me la regal\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>\nXX<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elisabeth Sonrel,&nbsp;Our Lady of the cow parsley. S. XIX Hello, it\u00b4s me again: Hace un rato me han presentado a una simp\u00e1tica y din\u00e1mica ramita de perejil. Al principio me ha desagradado su aspecto estirado y su pose de diva altanera y satisfecha, pero al cabo de unos minutos me he sentido prendado de ella 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