{"id":2546,"date":"2013-01-13T10:04:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-13T10:04:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:39:03","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:39:03","slug":"email-del-13-de-enero-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2013\/01\/13\/email-del-13-de-enero-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 13 de enero 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-k4ZyErkk5Sg\/UPKGV6YY2CI\/AAAAAAAAGLg\/UOOJ-J8nVAM\/s1600\/Paul%2BCezanne-potted-plants-1890.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/PaulCezanne-potted-plants-1890.jpg?resize=315%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-2547\" width=\"315\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"font-size: 13px;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Paul Cezanne, <i>Potted plants.<\/i> 1890<\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>\nEn mi habitaci\u00f3n viven catorce plantas, desde <i>Scindapsus<\/i> hasta <i>Ceropegias<\/i>. Por la noche, mientras yo duermo, ellas hablan de sus cosas, casi siempre eligen temas banales porque no quieren que me inmiscuya en sus conversaciones. A veces me finjo dormido y escucho como se lamentan de lo excesivamente fr\u00eda que est\u00e1 el agua con la que las riego o sobre la relativa calidad del abono que compro. Est\u00e1n convencidas de que deber\u00eda limpiar los cristales de la ventana semanalmente, pues seg\u00fan la <i>Dieffenbachia<\/i>, la suciedad que se pega a estos impide a la luz entrar en el interior de la estancia y su fotos\u00edntesis resulta realmente agotadora. Tambi\u00e9n se quejan, sobre todo un gran <i>Cissus<\/i> que cuelga majestuoso sobre una estanter\u00eda, de que la m\u00fasica que escucho es, en general, demasiado insoportable y estridente, aunque se felicita por mi excelente gusto, sobre todo cuando pongo m\u00fasica cl\u00e1sica o rock sinf\u00f3nico. La <i>Tradescantia<\/i>, que es un poco insolente, suele responder al resto con evasivas, y aunque no se siente desplazada del grupo, est\u00e1 convencida de que deber\u00eda estar situada en el exterior, pues es suficientemente fuerte como para aguantar los rigores del invierno levantino y su natural perspicacia hace que congenie estupendamente con las suculentas y los cactus que viven en el balc\u00f3n y que son especialmente incisivos y mordaces en sus manifestaciones. Adem\u00e1s, y en esto suele insistir, mis vicios son demasiado perjudiciales para que sus hojas mantengan el lustroso color que la caracteriza. Generalmente, cuando se mete con mis vicios, se refiere al de fumar, aunque suele ser respondida por la <i>Chamaodera<\/i> con silbidos y abucheos, critic\u00e1ndole su nulo aguante y su excesiva finura de clase alta venida a menos. En un tema est\u00e1n todas de acuerdo: deber\u00eda dejar de roncar. Pero la verdad es que yo no ronco; es el vecino de la finca colindante el que lo hace, pero prefiero que piensen que por lo menos tengo un defecto.<\/p>\n<p>\nUn besazo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Cezanne, Potted plants. 1890 Hola: En mi habitaci\u00f3n viven catorce plantas, desde Scindapsus hasta Ceropegias. Por la noche, mientras yo duermo, ellas hablan de sus cosas, casi siempre eligen temas banales porque no quieren que me inmiscuya en sus conversaciones. A veces me finjo dormido y escucho como se lamentan de lo excesivamente fr\u00eda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2547,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/PaulCezanne-potted-plants-1890.jpg?fit=316%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}